God-fearing-Bible-reading-Pope-revering They/Them Pussy
by Adhdsqurrel August 5, 2022
Get the catholic thussymug. When a Catholic priest encounters a person younger than them they apply the "Catholic rounding" technique to determine if they are of an "acceptable" age.
1. Determine your minimum "acceptable" partner age via the Half plus seven (HPS) rule.
2. If the person's age is less than the HPS result, but greater than or equal to the legal age of consent (LAC) in your country, apply Catholic rounding using the following formula:
Acceptable age = LAC
3. If the person's age is less than the HPS result and less than the LAC, apply the following:
Acceptable age = Person's age
1. Determine your minimum "acceptable" partner age via the Half plus seven (HPS) rule.
2. If the person's age is less than the HPS result, but greater than or equal to the legal age of consent (LAC) in your country, apply Catholic rounding using the following formula:
Acceptable age = LAC
3. If the person's age is less than the HPS result and less than the LAC, apply the following:
Acceptable age = Person's age
She seems too young for me Father.
Well, have you tried Catholic rounding?
Much better, thanks! See you next Sunday.
Well, have you tried Catholic rounding?
Much better, thanks! See you next Sunday.
by IDontCatholicRound January 1, 2019
Get the Catholic roundingmug. The person who is designated, at the beginning of a crazy night, to be the one who attends church the next morning in order to drop off everyone's money envelope.
Betty: I can't get too hammered tonight, gotta go to 8 AM mass tomorrow to represent the family and drop off that damn envelope.
Sue: Chill Betty, Sally's got you covered. Didn't you hear she's the Designated Catholic tomorrow?
Betty: Sweet! Gonna give her my envelope right now!
Sue: Hell yeah! While you do that I'll make us some more shots:)
Sue: Chill Betty, Sally's got you covered. Didn't you hear she's the Designated Catholic tomorrow?
Betty: Sweet! Gonna give her my envelope right now!
Sue: Hell yeah! While you do that I'll make us some more shots:)
by suziewar September 22, 2011
Get the Designated Catholicmug. The act of being masturbated and then before reaching climax the masturbator stops, sometimes in order to satisfy religious reasons of pre maritial pleasure and sometimes just becasue the woman is a lazy bitch
Wendy was so drunk that she started to jack me off but she fell asleep half way through so it ended up being a catholic handjob!
by obiwanshinobistrikesback April 21, 2018
Get the catholic handjobmug. 70% of the people here are nic fiends, 20% are gay, and everyone else is just wack. If you’re going to Lancaster Catholic just wait for all of the crazy people and events. It’s basically a cult
by SmellMyNuts42069 December 2, 2021
Get the Lancaster Catholicmug. protestant 1 : my fellow protestant friend is explaining how saints and catholic theology actually works and he is not even catholic.
protestant 2 : maybe your fellow protestant friend, is maybe a Closet Catholic.
protestant 2 : maybe your fellow protestant friend, is maybe a Closet Catholic.
by 777Boy July 11, 2022
Get the Closet Catholicmug. A term used to describe Methodists, especially United Methodists, due to the fact of having many Catholic traditions, but not being part of the Roman Catholic Church.
by Lazy Catholic May 17, 2009
Get the Lazy Catholicmug.