drunk-sitting

Looking after your drunk friends when you are the only sober one. Keeping an eye on them, escorting them everywhere, keeping them out of trouble and sometimes cleaning them up. This should also include making sure they get home safe with all the belongings they brought with them.
"Yeah, the dance was fun but I spent pretty much the whole night drunk-sitting Mary! She wouldn't stop telling people how drunk she was."
by :)~revenge is sweet~(: October 26, 2007
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Snap drunk

Sudden transition from a state of sobriety to undeniable inebriation without an interim period of tipsiness.
I was out last night with friends and as we left the bar I was snap drunk and had to go home.
by RachelFelicity June 18, 2015
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bitty drunk

A special level of drunk achieved by ridiculously cute bitties.
1. Drew, if you don't show, we're gonna get bitty drunk and thennnnnn find you.

2. Damn there's lots of bitty drunks up in hurr.
by avchoy December 20, 2010
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drunk tank

Chiefly US slang. Police custody cell, in particular, where the drunk and disorderly are held until sober.
"It was Christmas Eve babe. In the drunk tank, an old man said to me..." Lyrics from "A Fairytale Of New York" by The Pogues.
by gavaan August 15, 2005
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sleepy drunk

When youre so so tired you act kinda drunk, even tho you had no drinks at all.

You say stuff that make no sense and sometimes dont even remember you said it.
Dani: so yesterday you answered my text saying "my my girl?" Like wtf was that?
Larry: Really??? I had no idea, im sorry. I guess i was sleepy drunk...
by shrekie<3panda April 04, 2010
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Drunk Friends

A person with whom you appear to be great friends with while drunk, but the next day you don't even acknowledge that you know each other.
I went into the night not knowing anyone, but when I left I was drunk friends with half the people there. I gave most of them hugs when I left.

It was pretty awkward at school today. I was drunk friends with Jack last night, but I didn't even say hi to him at school.
by irishrugby77 January 18, 2011
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Happy Drunk

A person whom one enjoys being around when intoxicated.
If someone is funny, they are usually funnier as a happy drunk.
The opposite of an angry drunk.
Happy drunks tend to talk a LOT and are impossible to shut up.
Guy: "dude, that brunette chick from last night rocked!"
Other Guy: "Yeah man, she's such a happy drunk, it's awesome!"
by erkdoodle October 10, 2008
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