Brandon

The beefiest guy you have ever met. This man has the biggest muscles and thickest calves you have ever seen. He can lift 50 fucking tons with his bare hands but a basic paper cut and they'll be bleeding out on the floor.

Aye, you see that fucking Brandon over there
Yeah, I just wanna go touch those calves

by whatyatalkingabeet October 21, 2019

Brandon

A tall and lengthy boi who is skinny and can reach the top shelf when you need him to.

Hey Brandon can you get that toy on the top shelf

by NichThibba October 29, 2019

Brandon

Every time I whip, you nae-nae.

Brandon says: "Every time I whip, you nae-nae

by Captain Bill McAwesome III November 1, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is a person who gets no bitches what so ever

Dude you get no bitches you're pulling a Brandon

by Brandon (no bitches) November 20, 2021

Brandon

Someone who is a great friend, you can talk to them about anything and they’ll never judge you. Has a girlfriend who he loves with all his heart, is also amazing at sports

Brandon is a great friend I just had a conversation with him about some issues I’m having and he offered me some great insight also is a beast at football

by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023

Brandon

A person who left someone for 9 years

Brandon is a dumbass

by Brandonjr left by him November 16, 2018

Brandon

Why is everybody calling me hot? I’m just pure annoying but I will take a compliment

But sarcasm is pretty funny and along with puns

Whoever said I can be an a-hole golden star to you

brandon is used in a sentence because it’s a name no more explaining needed.

by Somw dude February 22, 2019