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Bloody Chavez

A sexual act that involves performing sodomy without lubrication until rectal bleeding occurs followed by performing oral stimulus on the blood dripping anus, thereby getting blood all over one's face. If the giver of oral stimulation has a beard it can be known as a Bloody Castro.
Craig: Chris Brown didn't just give Rihanna a black eye, he gave her a bloody chavez!
Deebo: What chu mean?
Craig: He tore that ass up then tossed her salad!
by rickabone April 28, 2013
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bloody gangrape

when a simple 'rape' isn't enough to describe the extent of the rapage, when someone gets brutally multiple cock shafted and absolutely mercilessly fucked
"Holy shit, I bet $50 on Tennessee and they just got fucking bloody gangraped by 42 points jesus christ"
by Jawnslayer December 14, 2022
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bloody rhino

The act of a male partner who has a strap-on on his forehead, who's female partner is bent over exposing the anus. The male is at a respectable distance of 10 to 20 feet, who then charges full speed towards said partner's anus. Thus causing exteame pain and often bleeding of the anus.
Little jimmy gave Sally sue a bloody rhino on thier honey moon. They kept taking turns all night untill the pain was unbearable.
by Kevinthekucumber January 11, 2017
mugGet the bloody rhinomug.

Bloody nipple

Is when a person has to wipe up blood off the gym floor with his/her nipple
In order to contain chaos, Theresa suffered a bloody nipple at the annual party games
by Barefoot&boots February 4, 2016
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Bloody Massacre

When you have sex with a girl that is on her period.
John and Cindy made a bloody massacre.
by Boywithnoname1 November 9, 2009
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Bloody Monday

noun; The timing of any sexual act with a woman who is menstruating.
Her: We cant have sex, I'm on my period.
Him: Sweet! I love Bloody Mondays
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Her: If you wanna fuck me without protection, it needs to be on a Bloody Monday.
by Benjamin Gunsmith August 31, 2018
mugGet the Bloody Mondaymug.

Bloody Export

You need a pregnant woman, a "surgeon" and a willing consumer of the Bloody Export.

When a naked pregnant woman perfoms a handstand and spreads her legs showing the genital region.

The "surgeon" pours vodka inside of the pregnant woman's vagina, and then performs a coat hanger abortion whisking the vodka and the fetus until a smooth consistency.
The woman then stands with her vagina over the mouth of the consumer. The (lucky) consumer then consumes the whisked up remains of a fetus and vodka there by performing a bloody export.
I was worried about having a child with my house mate. But everything's ok. I performed a bloody export on her and got to be the lucky consumer of it.
by Dylong October 28, 2018
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