Hay Zeus 

Curling up in a fetal position and getting farted on in the face.

Don’t Hay Zeus yet. I don’t have to fart yet.

Hay Zeus by Just to be funny November 26, 2023

Keir Zeus 

The Resurrection. Zeus reborn and awakened.

Space, Time, Weather, Bountiful Heavenly Life, Creators, Artists, Athletes, Passionate. Incredible rage against the enemy but the greatest Lover and Love. Eceryone is beautiful.

They all want a piece of Keir Zeus.

Keir Zeus by FatherSonandSpiritofTruth November 23, 2024

fight Zeus

(typically in a video game) To intentionally stand outside during a thunderstorm to allow yourself to be potentially struck by lightning. Occasionally written in the form "fistfight Zeus".

"Time to fight Zeus."
"Did you see that? He tried to fight Zeus and lost!"

fight Zeus by kiwi37 April 13, 2026

THE ZEUS 

the Zeus originated from a discord GIF which has a big black man having intercourse with another man, with a filter on the black man which makes the eyes of the man look like they are shooting yellow lasers, with a caption saying "THE ZEUS."

"THE ZEUUSSS"

"I will get THE ZEUS to peg you"

"The Zeus Special Soft Serve tacos"

THE ZEUS by bonaninines August 16, 2025

A Mighty Zeus 

A Mighty Zeus is when you hook up your junk to a car battery before having anal sex.

" I gave my ex a Mighty Zeus last night and boy was she shocked!"

A Mighty Zeus by The Whitehead September 6, 2018

Being Kidnapped by Zeus 

What happens when you don’t eat enough fiber. Probably due to Greek food being high in fatty meats and sauces.

In Venture Brothers S4 E11 “Every Which Way but Zeus” as Billy Quiz Boy is being kidnapped by Zeus he screams for help and is told by Pete White that’s what happens when you don’t eat enough fiber.

After eating all that gyro meat I spent the rest of the evening being kidnapped by Zeus

Being Kidnapped by Zeus by Dandy Dan the Candy Man October 2, 2021

stinky skeng cup of zeus 

this is where one Zeus cums in a cup then proceeds to get a really black long skeng from the holiest of London gangsters swirls it around in the cup the penetrates himself with it and finally disembowels his target of choice with it the target is usually Luke Wilkinson

honestly i really don't know where you would use a stinky skeng cup of zeus

stinky skeng cup of zeus by megga miond January 31, 2022