Zach

a gay fortniter who jerks off, smokes weed, and looks like a crack head

Friend 1: oh shit that man looks like a crack head. Friend 2: must be a zach

by dog_god July 3, 2019

Zach

The type of dude to be racist and act tough all the time XDDD

Stop being a Zach dude! You're not as cool as you think.

by Hankboi December 19, 2017

Zach

An absolute gay nae nae monkey baby. He is a failed sound cloud rapper who gets angry at any criticism and will start to immediately cry. You can say a joke about him because he will go monkey rage. Zach likes to touch little boys in the woods, and likes to kiss people without consent. Zach is pretty cool.

Brad: ¨Oh shit look out it´s Zach.¨
Chad: ¨Oh No run¨

by EpicGamerMan69 November 8, 2019

Zach

The guy that is very touchy and grabby an ass all the time invades your privice will take a picture of you when you are sleeping likes to stand right next to you all the time never stops talking and will not shut the fuck up when you tell him to an ugly ass boy that looks like a potato/a bubble and he will not stop until he dies which no one will ever no when he is ready to die.

A person named Zach that is an ass all the time

by Dante Smith May 11, 2018

Zach

The bIgGeSt s t u p i d dumb f a c e in the wOrld

Xavier: You know that kid Zach?
Zach: Stupidhead

by IHateZach June 12, 2018

Zach

The biggest douche bag of all time. If he is your boyfriend he will most definitely cheat on you. He is addicted to video games and has no friends, except for his little cult. He is the skinniest and weakest person you will ever meet. And he is extremely unathletic. Please when you meet a Zach, just find a new friend.

Dude why are you being such a Zach to your girlfriend.

by Djdndkofn February 19, 2019

Zach

A stupid guy who is dumb and makes dumb decisions. He cannot be smart and will likely trip over himself on a pebble half an inch big.

Wow Zach is really dumb!

by zxckjfsjaljgvdzLKfsaj July 22, 2018