Zach, not the smartest of all people but some how, still passes most of his classes. He’s very funny, but has a dark sense of humour. He is tall, but not skinny, and has black hair. He will say the stupidest things if you insult him, or even compliment him.
Person 1: Hey Zach, did you know that there’s a test tomorrow.
Zach: Well I’m illegally legally illegally special so, no.
Zach: Well I’m illegally legally illegally special so, no.
by PotatoPatato69 October 27, 2019

“ah it’s that quiet Zach kid. only talks in the gc”
“ugh, why does he talk so short irl but holds whole convos in gc”
“ugh, why does he talk so short irl but holds whole convos in gc”
by lol.lemons January 5, 2019

by IHateZach June 12, 2018

Zach
A retard with a phat ass. He usually has big pp and likes men. Sometimes he fucks with taller women (and older) he usually does dumb shit for attention but doesn’t mind. Hates school and will get fired from every job. He’s good with technology and plays a lot of video games. People called him faggot in school :’(
Zach’s a faggot
A retard with a phat ass. He usually has big pp and likes men. Sometimes he fucks with taller women (and older) he usually does dumb shit for attention but doesn’t mind. Hates school and will get fired from every job. He’s good with technology and plays a lot of video games. People called him faggot in school :’(
Zach’s a faggot
by Bigger boy joe October 30, 2019

A kid who smokes pot and plays fortnite and waste his life away while eating takis.... he does have a cool egg head though
Zach has a egg head
by John Sway June 28, 2018

Wow Zach you are an idiot
by Kae4thefame October 19, 2020
