I fucked your mum

Something you would say to someone to piss them off

Hey Jono, I fucked your mum

by nuggislife March 18, 2020

Well Fuck Your Shit

An indignant response to some form of rejection, often said while walking away. When used online, an image macro of a guy in a striped outfit is used.

Snoot: Hey! No surfing Urban Dictionary in this cyber cafe!

Dude: Well fuck your shit! I'll find a place where I can!

by Nunuv Yabizness March 22, 2011

Fuck your dog

I want fuck you dog

I really wny fuck your dog

by A.WAYNEEEEEEE June 4, 2018

teach your grandfather to fuck

to try to teach somebody something that he knows far better than you.

He knows how to write good English. And that is too far better that you. Do not teach your grandfather to fuck.

by uttam maharjan August 17, 2010

I fucked your mother

To enjoy sexual intercourse with one's mother, see mother fucker.

I am a butt pirate! I fucked your mother!

by Billybojangles December 5, 2003

FUCK YOUR EX DAY

The day you fuck your ex

GUY: LETS FUCK
GIRL: DONT TALK TO ME ANYMORE AND NO
GUY: BUT ITS NATIONAL FUCK YOUR EX DAY
GIRL:OKAY LETS DO IT

by JAHKITTY September 3, 2019

fist-fuck your face

get punched hard in the mouth

I was just chatting with his bitch, and he started fist-fucking my face!

by Silence March 26, 2003