Yoinking the Hog

A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking refers to the actual action, while the hog refers to the penis and is a common way to refer to such.

Terry: So, what'd you do all weekend.
Peter: Ah, I was yoinking the hog.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 23, 2022

Yoink

A adjective, verb, noun, measurement, plural, constant, pronoun

“Ima take a big yoink outa that sauce”
“Where is my super yoink”
“Ah yes yoink”

by The real Batman bru October 24, 2020

yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

When you get absolutely destroyed in gaming

Every time I play first person shooters, I get yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

by TheFatHairyGuy June 06, 2023

Yoink

A word used by "GravityCY" (also known as Harry) as a replacement of yeet

There's 2 players there. YOINK

by pandofla June 18, 2018

Yoink lookin

when someone looks rather skrunkly, or like an absolute dumbass

look at this yoink lookin mf, hah

by y e e t y d e l i t y October 10, 2023

Yoink

The act of swiftly taking an object, whilst saying YOINK

"YOINK!" *takes object*

by Flibbis November 05, 2019

yoinked a grandma

The action of bitting down on an unpopped popcorn kernel.

"Man, I yoinked a grandma last night."

by taylorsversion13 November 09, 2022