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16 years old

im 16 years old in 22 days which means i can finally get a job
by ZΣPH Ψ August 3, 2022
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Two Years Resolution

A new years resolution that turns into two years because you either forgot about it or are just too lazy to try to do it so you give yourself 2 years instead of one.
Person 1: Hey, didn't you say your new years resolution was to quit smoking?

Person 2: Yeahh, but it's really hard so I'm made it a two years resolution, now, I have some time.
by zomgjb December 15, 2009
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You Years Resolution

When someone else's New Years Resolution unfortunately involves you.
Mary: "Jim wants to meet up with me. His You Years Resolution is get in touch with all of his old friends."
Linda: "When was the last time you called him?"
Mary: "Like 6 years! And there is a reason for that!"

Jane: "Kathy took me to the gym today."
Joe: "To the gym? You've never been to the gym!
Jane: "I know. Her You Years Resolution is to lose 25 pounds so she bought us both gym memberships. I hate the gym!"
by ejones63 January 2, 2013
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Girl years

The life of any electronics in the hands of a female.
Bro, your girl already broke the screen on the new iPhone that you bought her?
Yeah, but it lasted almost a whole year...that's like 7 in girl years!
by Sullitopher October 30, 2014
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Nelson years

This is in reference to great country singer Willie Nelson and his legendary cannabis smoking status. It is to denote how many years you have been smoking cannabis or how many years you did smoke the hippie lettuce.
Ah man, I haven't part taken in the hippie lettuce in years, but reminiscing, I did put in 24 Nelson years.
by blaqdik December 9, 2014
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man years

Similar in concept to dog years, but for men. It is used to indicate the actual maturity level of a man regardless of his age.
I thought dating an older man would be less drama, but turned out he was only 5 in man years.
by Urbanartshare September 3, 2016
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Thirty years war

A war that lasted thirty years
Dumbass: Hey how long did the thirty years war last?
Me: Thirty years, dumbass.
by thrityearswar October 30, 2018
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