fart yoink

when someone has their hand on your ass and you fart

man my girlfriend totally fart yoinked me

by Greg October 23, 2004

yeet yoink

yeet yoink yer moms a boink

GUY 1: yeet yoink
GUY 2: yassssss slay get it queen

by yeetyoinkyerdadsaboink February 11, 2019

yink the yoink

When you pull a Japanese persons hair.

Dude I'm going to yink the yoink in the bathroom

by A yinked yoink June 6, 2018

Yeet yoink

A yoink that you get

Who in the yeet yoink three this gum at me? There are 12 year olds in the room next to me. (Gabby put your clothes on we gotta go.)

by Yelomedallion February 25, 2019

The yoink the yeehaw and the yeet

When you snatch something, swing it around, and YEET it (throw aggressively) toward something.

Hey can you do The yoink the yeehaw and the yeet to that water bottle?

by crazytoaster37 May 19, 2019

Counter-Yoink

The Counter-Yoink is an exceedingly rare version of a yoink allowing the yoinked party to counter the effects of a yoink, provided the initial yoink has not been fully completed.

I was trying to yoink that puck from him, but he totally counter-yoinked me.

by anon1293844 May 17, 2020

Twat Yoink

Getting half way though rubbing one out and deciding to leave it alone for a bit.

Piers was getting well into it but decided to Twat Yoink as he couldn't handle the pressure

by Myersrum March 10, 2021