Workshop tan

Pallor obtained by spending too much time at work. Specially applies to motor racing mechanics who avoid exposure to the sun by lying comfortably under cars. Also applied to the entire body of the owner of the pallor.

"Hey, get your workshop tan over here and check Kevin's new seam welding."

by Kevin07 January 6, 2008

workschmerz

wurk-shmurz

–verb (used with object)
1. to declare a particular work assignment or job to be bad, unfit, invalid, or illegal.
2. to condemn as a waste of time: to workschmerz a job.
3. to bring condemnation against the institution of employment.
4. to swear at or curse, using the word “workschmerz”: Workschmerz! They can take this job and shove it!
–verb (used without object)
6. to use the word “workschmerz”; swear.
–interjection
7. (used as an expletive to express anger, annoyance, disgust, etc.)
–noun
8. the utterance of “workschmerz” in swearing or for emphasis.
9. something of negligible value: this paycheck isn't worth a workschmerz.
–adjective
10. workschmerzed (defs. 2, 3).
–adverb
workschmerzed

Related forms:
workschmerzer, noun; workschmerzing, adjective,

Workschmerz! They can take this job and shove it!;
My supervisor wants me to work late on this workschmerzing account.;
Dude! The man is keeping me down! Why must I workschmerz my entire life away.;
Make love not workschmerz!

by Tsarstepan February 7, 2010

Workstool

A workstool is the shit you take at your place of work, usually on purpose to take a break and always on the clock. The verb form of workstool is workstooling which can refer to the actual action in the bathroom or to intentional rationing of bowel movements at home in order to wait till you are at work and clocked in.

Ex.1:

A: "Hey where did Josh go? He's supposed to be moving crates to the basement!"
B: "I think Josh is busy with a workstool."

Ex.2:

A: "Why don't you take a shit and stop complaining about how bad you have to go!?"
B: "No can do partner, I have night shift."
A: "Why does that matter?"
B: "I'm workstooling."
A: *nods*

by I'm a lumberjack. June 18, 2010

workstack

List of numbers that do not reflect reality

"have you seen my workstack this week? I'm being asked to work 25 hours a day."

by workstacker February 14, 2018

workstipation

A backup of tasks that never seem to complete, but then one day you arrive at work without a hangover and get them all done in two hours. The relief is like letting loose a poo that has been hanging around in your mind for days. Time for a drink. You earned it, buddy! Start the cycle over again. Addiction to laxatives is very common. Addiction to booze is even more common. Workstipation afflicts many more people than even know they have it.

Jesus Fucking Christ, I can't believe no one noticed that I had Workstipation for the past three months. All I gotta do is sober up here once in a while to get shit done? Fuck yeah! Let the work poo flow, bitches. Eat it.

by drunk dude 69 June 13, 2018

wokushuda

It's when you would have could have should have

Boy 1: "Man your ex is so much hotter now. Why didn't you try to marry her when you could?"
Boy 2: "IDK man, wokushuda!"

by がが June 8, 2020

Works at Red lobster

oh sad ppl who can never let go of dirty old baggage and cry to manipulate people.

Greg works at red lobster messed up with his coworker because he couldn’t stop talking about his ex and cries every time his coworker tells him he doesn’t want to see him anymore

by Redlobatersadboy May 12, 2022