Wal-Mart Wolverine

Someone who roots for the Michigan Wolverines but never went to the school. There is no way possible that every fan of every school is an actual alumnus of that school. Michigan is picked out because both Wal-Mart and Wolverine start with W.
But the fact remains, the bigger the school, the more “Wal-Mart” fans there are from that school.

Also, if one has to attend the school they root for then most military personal, children under 18, and people who did no attend a FBS schools would not be able to root for any team in 99% of televised college football games. This term is elitist.

Also spelled Walmart Wolverine

Bob is from Michigan and was in the military serving his country in Iraq. He bought a Michigan Wolverine shirt and his friends picked on him and called him a “Wal-Mart Wolverine because he did not attend Michigan. I guess he should have gone to the State college that accepts everyone.

by purelogic December 26, 2011

Wolverhampton

Where gypsies live

Guy: Where do you live?
Gypsy: Wolverhampton

Guy: Oh, so are you a Gypsy?
Gypsy: Yup.

by ChiCityBitty October 19, 2017

wolverine

A solitary, burrowing carnivorous mammal of northern forest regions, related to the weasel and having a heavyset body, short legs, dark fur, and a bushy tail. Also called carcajou, glutton, skunk bear.

Aka: A fat, ugly, lonely, ill-tempered, weasel.

Typically used to describe a fan of the University of Michigan

"God damn that girls ugly, she's even got a 'stache!"
"Yup, she's a Michigan Wolverine alright"

by ChadHennesTailBone October 9, 2005

Wolverined

After having awesome sex with your lady while on her period, you finish and while covered in her menstrual blood you jump in the shower and wash it away imagining as if your Wolverine healing from some awful wound/s from battle.

Me: Man i had awesome sex with my lady last night while she was at her heaviest on her period!

Paul: Hmmm... Sounds messy...

Me: Yeah its ok cause i just wolverined afterwards!

Paul: Thats AWESOME!

by StuntmanJames January 19, 2011

The Wolverine

the position a sports fan stands in when completely disgusted with his/her home team's preformance. Consists of both hands placed on the head and a look of disgust on the face. Also known as "The Big House Position". Originated in Ann Arbor, Michigan during the game against Appalachian State.

"The team was getting beat so badly everyone in the stadium was doing the Wolverine"

by Marcus D Ricardo March 26, 2008

wolverine

A student or alum of the University of Michigan

After the wolverines overcame a 21 point deficit to win over Michigan State, you could hear the 107,501 wolverines screaming "It's great... to be... a Michigan Wolverine"

by Will Mendoza July 18, 2005

Michigan Wolverines

The number one source of income for the Walmart Corporation.

Look at all those Michigan Wolverines fans; Walmart must be having a sale.

by Fred Meijer October 14, 2013