wikingi

wikingi is the sexiest boy alive! he has LOTS of hot bitches and you will always see him with a sheila on each arm and 3 bottles in each hand every weekend.. i must add that his cock is a MONSTEROUS being!! freaking huge.. hes most likely to be from New Zealand, maybe even the Bay of Plenty.. he likes to rip his jeans and jerk 24/7.. but hes also got three nipples.. =S

Girl 1: you wanna go to the ball with me?
Wikingi:yea sure!
Girl 2: you wanna go to the ball with me?
Wikingi: yea sure!
Girl 3: you wanna go to the ball with me?
Wikingi:yea sure!
Girl 4: you wanna go to the ball with me?
Wikingi:yea sure!

by yerrGEE May 26, 2010

wiing scratch

circle scratch on a wii disk

I thought ring scratches on 360 were lame but now i cannot play twilight princess due to the wiing scratch.

by Spaz Out August 18, 2009

Gopher wiping

When you go to wipe after taking a dump and shit gets all over your fingers.

Did you smell that shit in the bathroom? That dude must have been gopher wiping.

by red3rsty January 4, 2008

residual wipings

The remains that are invariably left on and around one's ass after wiping, often presenting itself in the form of dingleberries. Residual wipings are the primary cause of skid marks.

You can wipe and wipe and wipe, but you're never truly free of residual wipings until you shower.

by bepbopborp July 29, 2009

ass-wiping instructions

patronizing and/or obvious instructions

Humble Worker: "I just thought you'd want to know that docID # 1390882 in the database won't convert to PDF."

Jackass Supervisor: "Did you tag it as a conversion error?"

Humble Worker: "Um, yeah... I don't need ass-wiping instructions."

by Humble Worker March 10, 2011

WINWIN

When you beat a player with ease and they rage.

What, winwin?

by Botzamza May 10, 2009

wiring

drugs,weed.

Let me have some of yo wiring.

by Willie June 29, 2002