The University of Wisconsin Madison is a public university in Madison, WI. It is generally known for its excellent Engineering and Business Programs, both of which are rated highly by both the Princeton Review and US News. UW-Madison also has excellent science programs, including Physics, Chemistry, and Biology. It is the flagship school of the UW system, as it usually refers to itself as "Wisconsin" (see wisc.edu, or the newly named "Wisconsin School of Business) and generally bashed by those who cannot get in. With its student population of roughly 41,000, it is one of the largest public universities in the US. The campus is located in downtown Madison, bordering Lake Mendota. Home to such progressives as Robert La Follette, and also due to its vast number of protests in the Vietnam War era, the city, including the university, has gained a reputation as being a hotbed of liberalism, which makes it a very awesome place. All in all, its a "public ivy", and thus you have to work very hard, but actually get a degree thats worth something. Also, there is a bit of partying between the constant barrage of papers and tests, thus giving Madison its legendary status.
Person A: "The University of Wisconsin Madison is a really shitty school"
Person B: "You're just saying that because you couldn't get into Madison."
Person A: "No i'm not"
(Day before)
Person A: "Oh, I got a rejection letter from Madison. Well, it looks like i'm going to Parkside."
(New Student at Madison)
New Student: "What the f**k is that thing?"
Not Noob: "That is Mosse Humanities. The most polarizing building on campus."
New Student: "Doesn't it look like a futuristic fortress from a 1960's film?"
Not Noob: "Yes, yes it does."
"Yay, I got a Business or Engineering degree from UW. I'm going to be very rich/powerful very soon. Bow."
Person B: "You're just saying that because you couldn't get into Madison."
Person A: "No i'm not"
(Day before)
Person A: "Oh, I got a rejection letter from Madison. Well, it looks like i'm going to Parkside."
(New Student at Madison)
New Student: "What the f**k is that thing?"
Not Noob: "That is Mosse Humanities. The most polarizing building on campus."
New Student: "Doesn't it look like a futuristic fortress from a 1960's film?"
Not Noob: "Yes, yes it does."
"Yay, I got a Business or Engineering degree from UW. I'm going to be very rich/powerful very soon. Bow."
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Friend: Hey, where did you go to college?
Me: I went to UWM!
Friend: I've heard about them, are they a good college?
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Friend: That sounds awesome! I should've gone to UWM!
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person 1 "hey what are you doing tonight?"
person 2 " I don't know I just picked up a case of miller"
person 1 " lets go get drunk and fuck"
few beers later
person 1 "we can go to dat der festival by the lake"
person 2 "lets hang out by the rocks and smoke pot, then we'll find some hotties to make out with"
person 1 "eh"
person 2 " I don't know I just picked up a case of miller"
person 1 " lets go get drunk and fuck"
few beers later
person 1 "we can go to dat der festival by the lake"
person 2 "lets hang out by the rocks and smoke pot, then we'll find some hotties to make out with"
person 1 "eh"
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