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winkler

The act of staying in front of a beverage fountain while drinking a drink out of a cup, nalgina, 20oz water bottle, etc. Then when finished with the drink, you immediately re-fill your drink while standing right in front of the drink fountain. Repeat as many times as desired.
"Man look at that kid pull a winkler in front of that red beverage fountain."
by franci October 16, 2005
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Henry Winkler

"'eyyy Mrs. C"
by elle mojo May 22, 2004
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Sargent Winklepance

Code for "Sargent Winklepants": A sargent who's goal in life is to catch angry raccoons running about the town, take a tinkle and dookie on every single lawn in the neighborhood, and break wind as often as possible; often found in random towns across the West Coast and Alaska.
"Dude did you see that Sargent Winklepance, Joe?" "Yeah he sharted all over my driveway..."
by Julie Mandovi January 11, 2009
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winkler

the act of licking ones asshole then when done blow on it and it will tighten and loosen and look as if it is winking at you
i decided to give my girlfreind the winkler when we had nothing to do
by camotoe May 18, 2006
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Winkle

The act of inserting a garden hose into your rectum, turning it on and shooting the contents of your colon into a swimming pool. ie: Hillbilly Colonic, Backyard Man-Douche
that guy just put a garden hose up his ass, turned it on and winkled it into the pool!
by bassmonkey August 5, 2011
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Bull Winkle Surprise

when you're getting a girl in the butt and then out of no where you make you're hands look like antlers and yell "MOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and when she looks back at you, you punch her square in the face and run out of the room as fast as possible.
"Yo man, you're girls face is fucked up!"
"I know, i gave her the good ol' Bull Winkle Surprise."
by zakisonfiire April 18, 2009
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Winklerism

The act of worshiping, praising, or creating an awkward underground religion about anyone with the last name Winkler.
I support Winklerism because I absolutely love Henry Winkler! I worship the very foundation of his being! Look! I even own one of the original jukeboxes from the show Happy Days!!!
by WhoIBeIsUnimportant November 6, 2011
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