Windsor'd

To get screwed.

When you're really looking forward to something and it ends up going really wrong.

You just got Windsor'd, son!

by KipOBannon April 15, 2011

Windshield wiper

A sexual act performed by men of advancing years who cannot blast sperm onto their partner's face as they previously could. To compensate for the lack of launch power, the man jizzes into his hand and then wipes the jizz across his partner's face in a side to side motion, much like a windshield wiper.

Grandpa Ken can't blast his load onto Janes face like he once could, but she still enjoys when he gives her the windshield wiper.

by wschwie March 29, 2016

windsexual

Sexual arousal from the wind
Term created by Adam Devine

“Dad I’m a windsexual”
“Alright”

by Sw1234 June 23, 2019

captain of windustry

Much like a captain of industry, a captain of "win"dustry excels at generating massive amounts of win like no one else's business, and/or amassing an immense amount of win over a long period of time. Such a person contributes greatly to the community at large by being awesome and detracting from the suckage and failure of others through their actions.

Chet: That dude just sunk five cups in a row in pong, made out with three chicks and talked the cops out of busting our party all while getting a Killtacular in Halo.

Brad: That bro is totally a captain of windustry.

by G-guy May 28, 2010

West Windsor - Plainsboro High School North

Terrible High School situated in West Windsor where students are pansies and need help walking and chewing gum at the same time.

Nothing Beats the Original---South

by Sunshine G. July 18, 2004

Windosecond

A unit of time, often used by computers to make time estimates, which may or may not reflect reality. Defined as a period of time of infinitely variable length.

Sixty windoseconds make a microsoft minute

This file transfer says it will finish in 30 windoseconds, so it should be done some time between now and next week.

by thejw June 1, 2011

WINDSWEPT BANG'N

WHEN THE WIND IS BLOWING YOUR HAIR LIKE CRAZY, BUT YOUR HAIR GAME IS TOO FLY TO BE PHASED BY IT.

AFTER THE ROLLER COASTER RIDE ON X2, HE WAS WINDSWEPT BANG'N LIKE HE JUST WALKED OUT OF A BARBER.

by j3nnr0s3 May 20, 2014