Ian Wheeler is the greatest man to ever walk the earth. He's tall (exactly 5'11.7) , sexy, kind, caring, hilarious, snuggly and a great boyfriend.

Despite being a part of a VERY long-distance relationship, he and his girlfriend are possibly the most romantic couple on earth, with affectionate names for each other e.g. "Wheelie Bin", "Wefe (yes, Wefe)".

Although he doesn't like to admit it, he is perfect. He proves this trait with his great taste of music.

He and his girlfriend Zara have decided to call their 1st kid Johnny after Johnny Cash, and Ian can't wait to become a Dad (even though Zara isn't even pregnant). Ian constantly talks about how much he loves Zara, and how he wants to have a life with her. And now, I, Zara, need to ask Ian a question...Will you marry me?
Zara: Ian Wheeler, will you marry me?
by Wickedia November 19, 2018
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Someone who talks a big game about wheeling, on the internet, but never goes wheeling.
I want to go wheeling this weekend but all my keyboard wheeler fiends won’t show up.
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Probably the worst point guard in NBA 2k. Piece of Shit can't pass to save his life and his jumpshot is arguably worse than shaq. If you see him in the park don't pick him up.
You out there lookin like Brian wheeler cuhhhhh
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A wimp, the guy who’s always compared to Steve but is simply inferior.
“Johnathan Wheeler bad…”
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Wheeler High School is a place with a sub-level football team and one of the best basketball teams in Georgia. It’s also a place on the news each week for gang violence. It is considered to be one of the poorest schools in all of Cobb County and in some parts of the school still has Asbestos in the walls.
Wheeler High School is a fun place for gangs to hangout
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