Wheeler

To literally burn the living fuck out of something.

"oh fuck sake, you've absolutely Wheeler'd that fish, it's fucking black you twat!"

by Jo Boi S March 26, 2019

Spokey Wheeler

Spokey Wheeler is an old senile man who, in the 80s, was fucked up on drugs and was in many gay orgies. Spokey's in today's world usually end up as school headmasters who really don't give a shit about their lives and grow long hair to infuse their hair with cocaine to snort while in meetings.

Student 1 - Dude, our principle/headmaster is so weird!
Student 2 - Dude didn't you know, he is a Spokey Wheeler

by lady's man5441 March 27, 2022

Five-wheeler

Five-wheeler

Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.

Since losing a leg to diabetes, Roger drives a five-wheeler to the donut shop.

by Goofnut April 1, 2025

Ted Wheeler

The most well written character in the entire show, deserves the world. Can really steal an episode away with a singular line.

Person 1: Ted Wheeler’s dialogue was really well written this season.
Person 2: Why wouldn’t it be?
Person 1: I love you Ted.

by tedlover890 July 1, 2022

Tommy Wheeler

Leaving a dump in someones toilet without flushing.

Damn, Leroy Tommy Wheeler'd me yesterday and I just found it.

by Captain90266 May 13, 2021

Wheeler

Someone who likes to trick people into letting him suck their cock.

Sucking BJ Blowy Kneeling ovation man

"Shit... that guy Stuart was a Wheeler. I was just there minding my own business and he tricked me into pulling out my cock and letting him suck on it. It wasn't until I blew that I realised what was going on!"

"Oh man.... which way did he go?"

by Cellardoor101 May 28, 2018

wheeler

A ball hog Or a guy who isn’t a true team player

Stephen curry such a wheeler you never set picks or pass

by Fax4Dayzz February 6, 2018