WeinerFag

Your girlfriend's best male friend who has always liked her but never made a move (or made a move and got rejected).

You: Hey Sarah, wanna go to a movie and give each other handjobs in the back of the theater?

Sarah: I would, but Thursday is coffee night with Matt, my BFF.

You: Matt is a Weinerfag.

by WTHJ222 October 29, 2010

Weiner queef

When yo dick fard

Oh shit my weiner queef

by nova.Skittles October 18, 2018

Trouser Weiner

To poke the bottom of one's shirt (preferably a button up) through the zip in the your trousers. This created a weiner type effect, but with the material of your shirt as opposed to an actual penis. To obtain an erection like effect do the zip up all the way to the top, trapping the shirt. This will make it stand up.

Callum made the funniest trouser weiner on the bus today! It was 6 inches high!

by JoshuaFoShizzle November 28, 2006

Shafty Weiner

When a weiner's shaft is at least 8 inches in length to where the head of the penis is almost inexistent. The shafts width must be at least 2 inches wide as well.

She really wanted to fuck so i whipphed out my shafty weiner and said, " Sit on this shit BITCH"

by Shafty Mcshamus November 22, 2009

weiner cleaner

a circular bar of soap meant to fit around someones dick. shaped like a doughnut.

yo you getting your cock sucked nukka?
yea man but i use my weiner cleaner before i go get the job done. it smells like a chode

by nukkaslappa August 5, 2009

whinetit

Whinetit is frankly a little bitch on the internet who is usually one of those scrubs yelling "0MFG H4X0|2 IMMA S3ND A VI|2U5 IN UR COMPUTER!". Given to people because of the fact that they whine like little babies who don't have a titty in there mouth to shut them up.

"DAT ASHSOLE CHETZ>OMG HACKER!"
"Stfu, whinetit."

by Hadraniel January 10, 2005

weiner waver

a guy that likes to engage in indecent exposure

nanny is a weiner waver

by reno April 17, 2005