A person so obsessed with Japanese culture to the point that they denounce their own and do everything they can to be Japanese. Keep in mind, people can watch anime, have a genuine interest in the Japanese language and appreciate the culture without being full on unhygienic weaboos.
Most obsessions arise through the first or second anime through weak willed humans. Symptoms include loss of rational thought, slurred speech, permanent virginity, poverty after the stack of body pillows/katanas the patient buys, odor.
Our society is generally well protected by the Weaboo Protection Task Force, a military unit tasked with the number one priority of weaboo elimination.
Most obsessions arise through the first or second anime through weak willed humans. Symptoms include loss of rational thought, slurred speech, permanent virginity, poverty after the stack of body pillows/katanas the patient buys, odor.
Our society is generally well protected by the Weaboo Protection Task Force, a military unit tasked with the number one priority of weaboo elimination.
WPTF Officer: Excuse me sir, mind if I ask you a few questions?
Weaboo: Uh.. sure?
WPTF Officer: What is your favourite colour?
Weaboo: I sort've like the colour gree-
WPTF Officer: WEEABOO! KILL THE FUCKING BASTARD!
Ah, WPTF enforcers are the world's finest detectives.
Weaboo: Uh.. sure?
WPTF Officer: What is your favourite colour?
Weaboo: I sort've like the colour gree-
WPTF Officer: WEEABOO! KILL THE FUCKING BASTARD!
Ah, WPTF enforcers are the world's finest detectives.
by Dat1guy69 August 30, 2015
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Get the weah mug.A loud random yelling, to express great excitment, happieness, anger, and hunger. Usually used in situations when one cant hold back his emotions and must yell randomly.
Hunger: *Man on couch:* "WEEHAW WOMAN WHERES MY SANDWICH!!!"
Excitment: *Man on bed:* "weehaw, you do it just right!"
Anger: *Man with fists in air:* "I'm gonna weehaw you up bitch!! Dont you dare run from your man!"
Happiness: *Man in bedroom, wife walks in nude:* "WEEHAW!!"
Excitment: *Man on bed:* "weehaw, you do it just right!"
Anger: *Man with fists in air:* "I'm gonna weehaw you up bitch!! Dont you dare run from your man!"
Happiness: *Man in bedroom, wife walks in nude:* "WEEHAW!!"
by Hashmeer September 18, 2005
Get the weehaw mug.Laughing uncontrollably at something generally not that funny. Specifically ‘Weeching’ is mainly laughing at the very fact that you are laughing at all. a Weeching session can go on indefinitely as it is a spiral of laughter.
by 01TexMan01 October 30, 2006
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Vio: Ah shit, I dropped my coke all over the floor
Someone else: On my Js, asshole. What a retard, eh, Shane?
Shane: Ya Vio, you a wetahd. Hey by da way, layah on you wanna go twoh da fooball awoun?
Vio: Stfu, Shane you're the retard.
Shane: Wha da hell Vio? You just geh mah at me fo nuthin? You a asshoh.
Someone else: On my Js, asshole. What a retard, eh, Shane?
Shane: Ya Vio, you a wetahd. Hey by da way, layah on you wanna go twoh da fooball awoun?
Vio: Stfu, Shane you're the retard.
Shane: Wha da hell Vio? You just geh mah at me fo nuthin? You a asshoh.
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A person who, at the least, dislikes a Japanese-aggrandizing quality in people (but may direct such a mild attitude to absolute fury).
Definitions by Statistically Evident Tendencies (call them stereotypes/biases, if you wish):
The Reasonable: A glance at rational, deductive considerations.
- A person that dislikes how hyper manga/anime makes weeaboos.
- A person that dislikes the generally blasphemous Japanese-to-English translation that weeaboos choose to parrot over and over.
- A person that looks favorably upon a certain weeaboo despite its typical basement-dweller characteristic, since the hater doesn't assume that all weeaboos to be the same, and finds this one to be logically sound.
The Unreasonable: A gander at senseless, inductive deliberation.
- A person that dislikes weeaboos owing to the plain fact that they are interested in manga/anime/Japanese culture.
- A person that dislikes weeaboos merely because a lot of reasonable people do.
- An overly Nationalist person finds the concept of cultural identity as a relevant factor.
A person who, at the least, dislikes a Japanese-aggrandizing quality in people (but may direct such a mild attitude to absolute fury).
Definitions by Statistically Evident Tendencies (call them stereotypes/biases, if you wish):
The Reasonable: A glance at rational, deductive considerations.
- A person that dislikes how hyper manga/anime makes weeaboos.
- A person that dislikes the generally blasphemous Japanese-to-English translation that weeaboos choose to parrot over and over.
- A person that looks favorably upon a certain weeaboo despite its typical basement-dweller characteristic, since the hater doesn't assume that all weeaboos to be the same, and finds this one to be logically sound.
The Unreasonable: A gander at senseless, inductive deliberation.
- A person that dislikes weeaboos owing to the plain fact that they are interested in manga/anime/Japanese culture.
- A person that dislikes weeaboos merely because a lot of reasonable people do.
- An overly Nationalist person finds the concept of cultural identity as a relevant factor.
Reasonable:
- When the weeaboo shrieks in delight over Naruto's status as Hokage, a weeaboo hater might say 'Shut up. Stop being so excited. Why are you running like that? Stop performing jutsus!'
- Weeaboo hater: 'Please stop saying things like "at any rate," "I'm going to send you flying," "trump card," "Daniel-San," and "Kyaaaaaaah!"
- Weeaboo: 'I do not support Double4Anime's rants and I'm only a weeaboo since I love manga storylines and marvel at the ridiculous expenditure of time and skill used to produce such wonderful art. I never go nuts over a plot twist or a climax.' Weeaboo hater: 'You're hired.'
Unreasonable:
- Weeaboo hater: 'I did a project with a weeaboo once. I knew that she was going to say something stupid the moment I asked her, for fun, what manga she liked. She said, "Gintama is funny since it makes fun of common manga clichés." Dumbass. I knew she'd read something so stupid as a manga.'
- Inside the head of a weeaboo hater, prior to hating: 'It seems like there are smarter people hating on weeaboos on average than there are smart weeaboos. If I start hating on them, maybe I'll appear smart!'
- Weeaboo hater: ' 'Murica! '
'You can't throw away the culture you were born to. Otherwise, you're not a real Christian!'
You shouldn't denounce someone just because he prefers a different culture. Having been born under a certain flag by no means justifies allegiance to it. If a naturally born Christian prefers Buddhist values, so be it! Let him convert.
- When the weeaboo shrieks in delight over Naruto's status as Hokage, a weeaboo hater might say 'Shut up. Stop being so excited. Why are you running like that? Stop performing jutsus!'
- Weeaboo hater: 'Please stop saying things like "at any rate," "I'm going to send you flying," "trump card," "Daniel-San," and "Kyaaaaaaah!"
- Weeaboo: 'I do not support Double4Anime's rants and I'm only a weeaboo since I love manga storylines and marvel at the ridiculous expenditure of time and skill used to produce such wonderful art. I never go nuts over a plot twist or a climax.' Weeaboo hater: 'You're hired.'
Unreasonable:
- Weeaboo hater: 'I did a project with a weeaboo once. I knew that she was going to say something stupid the moment I asked her, for fun, what manga she liked. She said, "Gintama is funny since it makes fun of common manga clichés." Dumbass. I knew she'd read something so stupid as a manga.'
- Inside the head of a weeaboo hater, prior to hating: 'It seems like there are smarter people hating on weeaboos on average than there are smart weeaboos. If I start hating on them, maybe I'll appear smart!'
- Weeaboo hater: ' 'Murica! '
'You can't throw away the culture you were born to. Otherwise, you're not a real Christian!'
You shouldn't denounce someone just because he prefers a different culture. Having been born under a certain flag by no means justifies allegiance to it. If a naturally born Christian prefers Buddhist values, so be it! Let him convert.
by AliasAnonymousCaesar January 28, 2018
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