Monkey Wrench

The person being 'wrenched,' as the kids like to call it, takes a big water jug (like the ones for water coolers) and shoves the mouth of the jug into his/her ass. Once the jug is inserted the person does a hand stand, letting the water flow freely into his ass. Often done as a practical joke. A hand stand is not nessisary in joke form, you may just tip it over and let the person enjoy!
-We 'monkey wrenched' Allan last night, he got really pissed off!

-Look at Osama, he's so drunk he's doing a 'monkey wrench' right on the table!
by Kaine1250377 September 08, 2006
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swedish monkey wrench

My fingers got cramped so I had to give her the ol Swedish Monkey Wrench
by L-Boogyyyy June 26, 2018
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Alabama Socket Wrench

When a girl is giving an uncircumcised guy head and the tip of her tongue gets caught in his foreskin, forcing her to talk like an inbred hillbilly with no teeth.
I got a weird look when I asked a store clerk for an Alabama Socket Wrench.
by HotPcktz October 15, 2017
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$5 wrench attack

An attempt to breach a security system by attacking its human element rather than the technology itself. Most commonly used in the crypto sphere to describe tricking or extorting someone into giving up NFTs or cryptocurrency.

Named after an xkcd comic in which a man's laptop is hacked by hitting him with a "$5 wrench" until he tells the attackers his password.
Danny's having a rough week. He lost all his apes to a $5 wrench attack.
by thehuw November 09, 2022
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mexican speed wrench

In its most literal form, any member of the wrench family featuring a screw-adjustable aperture, allowing one wrench to fit any sized nut or bolt. While not the ideal tool for the job, the mexican speed wrench is the fastest.
Is that bolt there a 15mm or 16mm? Ah, fuck it. Hand me the mexican speed wrench.
by dbbartender October 01, 2006
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Monkey Wrench with a twist

Where a girl pulls your junk between your legs and blows you from behind then sneezes.
Man i got a monkey wrench with a twist from her!
by icemann79 July 02, 2011
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Good wrench swing

A term used by female gearheads to describe getting impaled by a giant pork sword and enjoying it.

See also: laying pipe
by Snacka Cracka Jack June 03, 2019
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