The Weird Onion

Unique sexual fetish in which the male inserts a peeled onion into the vagina of the female whilst forcing the peelings into her nose. The pleasure is often derived from the extreme tingling sensation within the nasal cavity

Bro! Me and this chick from the club did the weird onion last night *high five*

by BlueKittenZz December 03, 2014

Homeschooled Weird

There’s weird, there’s fuckin’ weird…and then there’s Homeschooled Weird.

Person 1: Did you see those kids at the library? They wouldn’t even make eye contact when you talked to them at all!

Person 2: Yes…they are another classic example of Homeschooled Weird…

by Done it all dave December 14, 2022

Weird Brag

A brag that is random, or just weird.

Boy one: My uncle has a huge beach house on the ocean.
Boy two: Weird brag.

by Olive Bush November 15, 2010

weird steez

A song by "hey I'm chris" also defined as voices in the back of your head telling you multiple things at once

Me: yo I wanna ask this girl out but my "weird steez" is telling me no
Friend: so then don't do it

by Pyro the sun god May 27, 2021

Weird Alprov

Spontaneous making up parody lyrics to the tune of a popular song.

*Weird Alprov to tune of bridge in Bohemian Rhapsody*
Dude: I gotta pee, man.
Walter: Gotta pee! Gotta pee! Can you do the fandango!!!

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama July 27, 2017

nice weird

A type of person that is wonderfully out of the ordinary and doesn’t care what people think. They have the capability to get one to fall utterly and hopelessly in love with them because of their weird and amazing charm. There’s no one else like them and they’re one of a kind.

She’s a nice weird.

by Believerbaby January 17, 2018

Weird Paul

1. Strange guy from YouTube. 2. Guy with a childlike bowl cut.

He’s got a Weird Paul cut!

by WhippinPiccadilly June 25, 2018