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Pineapple warmer

Gammon. Brexit voter. A white, right wing man with very little hair and an angry pink complexion.
The audience on Newsnight were mainly pineapple warmers.
by Mohammered May 26, 2019
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Natural Hand Warmer

When you stick your hands in the front of your pants and get hard so that your dick gets warm
I used a natural hand warmer because it was 36° outside
by shacka October 11, 2019
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Winter Warmer

When it is a very cold night and you masturbate underneath your bedsheets simultaneously keeping you warm during those freezing winter nights
Bob:I’m legitimately shivering in my bed.Guess I will need a winter warmer to fix it.
by Phatrus June 11, 2018
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fart warmer

Man it was so cold driving to work yesterday, I had to use the fart warmer.
by Chas501 January 8, 2018
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Hand warmer 9000

The hand warmer 9000 is a version of a hand job where instead of just the motion of a normal hand job, someone increases speed and pressure of their grip until the male penis begins to heat up and turn red do to the friction caused by the speed and pressure of someone’s hand in the vertical up and down motion.
Male: “Hey babe can you give me the hand warmer 9000?”
Female: “yeah of course I can”
by Yesdadyes January 4, 2020
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leg warmers

the reason why jason voorhes kills the teenagers
hi guys i got leg warmers there so co- gets stabbed
by 10/10 will write again April 23, 2020
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Liquid Leg Warmers

To be suffering from a particularly nasty bout of Diarrhea.
Tina was wearing the old Liquid Leg Warmers today, the bathroom was a mess!
by KrispyK87 February 16, 2020
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