flange warmer

A flange warmer is a persons butt crack. It is spread wide to accommodate a mans penis to keep it warm in bed during the winter months. It is more effective if the butt cheeks are gently clenched to retain heat.

I had such a cold cock last night I couldn't wait to get into bed and get my boyfriend to give me a flange warmer.

by pipesucker February 26, 2018

forehead warmer

Big bodied guys set their bellies on someone’s forehead while receiving a blow job.

His forehead warmer flattened out my bangs.

by DanielKerscher October 12, 2022

Natural Hand Warmer

When you stick your hands in the front of your pants and get hard so that your dick gets warm

I used a natural hand warmer because it was 36° outside

by shacka October 12, 2019

Cooch warmer

A friend/bro/homie that warms up cooch for you to score with

Dude chuck is the worlds greatest cooch warmer. the guy can really get me laid

by Kachuck July 30, 2010

Global warmer

Someone who farts so much, their contribution to greenhouse gas raises the average temperature of Earth.

Gavin ate chili. He's going to be a global warmer for two days.

by Ham So Low November 05, 2022

throat warmer

a vape

hey bro thanks for the throat warmer

by backslashslahsback February 09, 2021

Throat Warmer

Noun: Any person who becomes very “clingy” toward their romantic partner in an unhealthy manner (as if latched to the person’s neck).

Yo bro, please tell your new girlfriend to give you some space! She’s being a bit of a throat warmer not letting you hang out with us this weekend!

by ValeK March 19, 2024