Swamp Wampus

A horrifyingly (physically or mentally) disgusting, ugly, or monstrous female that wreaks of body-odor. Named after the Swamp Wampus from Appalachian Folklore.

Meaghan is so ugly, she is such a swamp wampus.

by SwampWampus January 24, 2025

Catty Wampus

When you or another is so off center and unique that your taura (tuff-aura) is flowing off the charts

Wow Yuni, look over there, those guys making a timothy sandwich are totally catty wampus! I wish I was in the middle of that, that would be tuff.

by Jolly Kirk December 28, 2025

Taking a Wauson

When you’ve been busy all day and finally get to drop a deuce and it smells like hot garbage

Man, i just got done taking a Wauson and it was glorious

by Theogeneshammer March 9, 2021