Walking Fry Job

A person who dresses like a moron or looks like a moron walking around.

Person 1 : look at that dumbass

Person 2: Yeah he’s a walking fry job

by zesterson October 6, 2023

walking food

A beautiful and sexually attractive female.
Referring to the fact that the atttractive woman walks and you can eat her "pek-pek" (Philipino for vagina)

Have you seen the walking food over in Aisle 12?

by harryballsonya July 6, 2007

Walking Sausage

A walking sausage is a girl resembling a sausage. Usually found on a couch with a gatorade, wearing a push-up bra.

"You look like a walking sausage"
"Go drink some gatorade, walking sausage"

by coolerthanmrt February 7, 2010

Walking Straight

A positive life path that is followed to success by good people.

Mike: Hey what ever happened to Jim?
John: He went to Harvard, he's Walking Straight in life.

by Bill Lumbergh's Wife January 25, 2014

Walking Vagina

A walking vagina is a girl who hangs out with guys just to be a girl. there is no point to her existance. she is only there because she has a vagina. she does not engage is group activities properly, just walks around like a ditz.

Walking Vaginas usually travel in packs of three or so.

Those walking vaginas aren't even wearing eye-wear to the airsoft match.

by Erin yo September 8, 2006

Walking the dog

code word for masturbating when you don't want people around you to know what you ar e really talking about. i.e. parents and children

Bob: So, now that you and Cindy broke up, you have to start walking -the-dog huh?
Gary: Yeah... but ya' know .. I'll find a new girl soon.
Thier Mom: Boys....you shouldn't expect women to walk-your-dogs, that is something you should do yourself. I walk-the-dog twice a day. It is good for everyone

Gary: Yeah? Well look at that... good to know mom.. II'll start walking the dog as much as possible..

by laughsbylisa April 3, 2015

walking mattress

A female military member that sleeps her way to promotions.

"Did you hear? That chick got promoted again for sleeping with a Staff NCO."
"That girl is such a walking mattress."

by marineseverywhere March 4, 2012