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bearded viking

When a hairy woman stands on her head and you jam your face in her vag and take a selfie.
Did you get that pic from Keith last night? That nasty bastard was all in a hookers junk and did a Bearded Viking shot...
by Satan's Sphinxter June 5, 2017
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viking wench

1. A viking woman who is promiscuous among men and women.
2. A viking woman who commonly shares the bed of a married couple as both a friend and lover.
1. Dagna is a total viking wench at these festivals!
2. My wife, our viking wench, and I took little Thor and Bera to their first concert last week.
by Irish Viking August 26, 2014
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Viking Brother

A relationship formed between two guys after they have had sex with the same person
Guy 1: "Yo I just slammed Kayla lay night."
Guy 2: "No way! I slammed her last week!"
Guy 1: "Dude, Viking brothers."
by Bassboi November 15, 2014
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ass viking

last night, he was the ass viking, and i was the conquered slave...
by M>L>A April 9, 2009
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Jake The Viking

Omg it's Jake The Viking, give him string cheese.
by anonymous May 5, 2021
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Viking Horn

When you use the empty paper towel roll and stick It in your partners butt and blow into it like a battle horn.
Hey babes we’re out of paper towels…. Time sound sound the battle cry! Bend over cuz someone’s getting Viking horned tonight!!!
by Mike Unterts July 11, 2021
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Viking Betch

1. Another way to say fucking bitch but sounding alot nicer and funnier.
2. Arizona Slang
That Viking Betch just stole my wallet
by Mskrtu August 18, 2008
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