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Lorax: I am the lorax, i speak for the trees. The trees, speak vietnamese
*music is being played while the lorax is scared for his life*
by Amsterdam is lit February 26, 2019
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Vietnamese

Nationality or language of someone who knows vietnam.
Vietnam is also a small country that can beat the crap out of bigger countries in wars like China, Mongolia, America and such, and has won a lot of football matches I assume. Also Vietnam's Asia so my parents will beat the crap out of me too if I don't pass my tests.
Some vietnamese people also like pho, a type of noodle soup or some.
I'm vietnamese.
by kamikazea September 27, 2022
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Vietnamese

A language you can speak or teach the language to other people and talk to each other
Xin Chào(Vietnamese) (Meaning) Hello
by Cotton Berry March 4, 2021
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Vietnamese Vasectomy

When a Vietnamese hooker, who's vagina is so tight that it restricts and cut's circulation on your penis as soon as you nut, that the gargantuan amount of sperm being stopped by the tightness of her vagina holds in your balls causing them to swell to sizes of balloons and then explodes, resulting in vasectomy
"My wife wanted kids, she doesn't know when I was at my 'business' trip in Asia, I got a Vietnamese Vasectomy"
by JamesPage February 7, 2025
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Vietnamese Switcheroo

The act of, upon reaching a stop light/sign, all the members of a vehicle bail out and switch positions in said vehicle. Also known as a Chinese Fire Drill. Popular paraphrase amongst the old folks community.
Look at those crazy kids and their Vietnamese Switcheroos at every stoplight.
by Richard Daniels August 25, 2013
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Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener

The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.
"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
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Vietnamese powerwashing

Drinking a fuckton of water then using your dicks as chopsticks, first person to pee loses.
by Ovenfreshham June 12, 2025
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