Ventura County

Los Angeles County's cleaner, cheaper, less interesting, and less relevant neighbor to the north. Los Angeles County's relationship to Ventura County is a lot like the United States' relationship to Canada.

I needed a new camera, to I went up to one of those cheap pawn shops in Ventura County to get one for less than $50. What a bargain! Thanks Ventura County!

by lovesmesumcake October 14, 2008

Las Venturas

Las Venturas is the 3rd city you visit in GTA : San Andreas (2004) and is based on the city of Las Vegas, Nevada. The dry city isn't as lifeless as the rest of the desert, being filled with bright lights, giant casinos, fast cars, drunken millionaires, and the occasional hippy.

"Hey man, what do you think about Las Venturas in GTA?"

"Dude, you can't turn a corner without seeing like ten supercars!"

by owenmayo July 18, 2016

Ventura

Ventura means "Life of joy". Comes from the Portuguese word "venturous", (High on life ). Can also figuratively mean: Pleasure

"a venturesome (ventura) journey", a pleasurable journey.

by Rarratoui October 30, 2009

As Empty as Ventura Avenue on Yom Kippur

Really fucking empty.

And lo, on the tenth of this Jewish month of Tishrei, all goyim will make fantastic time.

by KingTT July 14, 2003

Ventura

The only decent city in Ventura County, geared mostly towards the working class and beach bums alike. Ventura is packed with all the retail stores you could need and still has a functioning main street, a rarity in America these days. Ventura does not have a walmart (thank god) but does have a target, kmart, big lots, and pretty much any other superstore that isn't wal mart; including a mall, 3 theaters, and about 20 smoke shops.

Dude, you just kicked my bong and shattered it! Oh well, I'm sure one of the 20 bong shops in Ventura is having a sale..

by kakarotch September 7, 2007

venturad

to get an undeserving person voted into office. Much like the Jesse Ventura

the locals just voted a 19 year old in to the mayors office, they got venturad

by Cully54868 April 25, 2010

Reverse Ace Ventura 2

When a man shoves his head (face first is essential) into another mans rectum; as filmed from the inside with a GoPro

The reverse of the Mechanical Rhino "birth" scene from Ace Ventura 2

Dude legit Reverse Ace Ventura 2'd me last night. Does that make me gay?

by ThadTimCkark June 9, 2018