vegetablarian

someone who only eats vegetables

someone who is a vegetablarian only eats vegetables

by anonymous April 17, 2005

vegetabled

To have anal sex with some kind of fresh produce.

I vegetabled my girlfriend with a cucumber last night

by Diesel April 1, 2005

vegetable

the term used for any edible object used to pleasure oneself

usually inserted into the pussy
may also be inserted into the ass

Was that a cucumber in there?
No it was a banana.
Oh, wow she can take big vegetables

by yo May 13, 2004

vegetable

means you are very bad at something in chinese

ur so vegetable

by very vegetable September 4, 2022

Vagitable

Vegetable sticks which are tactically handed out in strip clubs; usually served with an accompanying dip that is widely rumoured to contain female stripper ejaculate. The main purpose of these vegetables sticks is to mimic the act of fellatio resulting in the arousal of male customers. Once aroused, customers are more susceptible to parting with their cash in order to have some vagina shaken in their face. However, irritated bowels are often a side effect associated with vagitable consumption, usually arising from the dip.

Cheryl: Ahhh, my poo is so liquidy this morning!

Slams: Maybe you should have eased up on those vagitables last night at the titty bar!

by dopeyg812 May 20, 2010

vomitable

Descriptor for something that is not very appealing. Synonym for wretched, disgusting, or grotesque. To add interest, it can be spelled to the tune of Fergie's G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S.

That blouse is vomitable.

by stacey griggs October 30, 2007

veritbable

veritbable

–adjective
1. apt or liable to vary or change point of view in a single discussion; changeable moral compass according to nonsensical logic : to be chronically confused about facts and opinions. Hypocrisy ad infinitum

Origin:

variable -- 1350–1400; late ME < L variābilis, equiv. to vari(us) various

babbler -- 1520–30; babble + -er

I'm veritbable in recovery from drugs, doctor shopping for prescriptioned mind altering chemicals helps me to to stay drug free.

by Old timer 13 October 2, 2009