Moist Vegetable

What your mate is when they want to do something other than what the boys are doing - usually girlfriend related or boring af.

Synonyms: schweff, wet lettuce, pussy whipped

Antonyms: MVP, top boy

Person 1 - "You keen for some Fifa and a bev?"
Person 2 - "insert shift excuse"
Person 1 - "Absolute moist vegetable mate"

by schweffganistan December 15, 2016

vegetable buddies

When a woman uses a vegetable to pleasure herself.

Stacy and that cucumber are going to be vegetable buddies.

by Tdub57 January 16, 2019

Vegetable

This is a very unknown gaming term, for only the brightest gamers use it. Unlike noob used by a retard, vegetables are players whom are weak and useless to the team. Vegetables can be used in solo games though, but it is more commonly used when describing a trashy teammate.

"Is camping all you can do you pathetic vegetable?"

"I mopped the floor with a group of vegetables in Call of duty"

by Real Anime Ni🅱🅱a June 13, 2018

Vegetable Pussy Singer

A singer who always sucks in live concert (without vocal edition).

Kris Wu is vegetable pussy singer but he believes he represent the future of Chinese Hip-Hop.

by Dickhead Wu July 31, 2018

Vegetable

A person who lacks enough brain cells to even carry out basic bodily functions.

I heard Justin became a vegetable after that car crash.

by Firemanjones January 29, 2019

Vegetable

Someone that is either mentally disabled , or someone that has no common sense.

Brother: What’s 2+2?
You: 7!
Brother! Your a vegetable

by ChingChongChungy June 4, 2018

Orang Vegetal

A vegetal that is orange and makes you more ANGERY than a normal green vegetal.

I TASTE ORANG VEGETAL! ANGERY!

by Toxic9yroldfromxbox August 1, 2019