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Valerie

A friend that’s always been there. You’ve known her your whole life. You could go for months on end without talking to her, but you’ll come back and everything would be the same. She’s really funny and outgoing. She says a lot of out of pocket things, but it never changes how you view her. You feel comfortable enough to talk about literally anything with her. Go get yourself a Valerie.
Do you know Valerie?
I love Valerie, she’s my best friend!
by craigtuckeer April 20, 2023
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Valeri

Valeri is a unique woman. She is usually short and very funny. She'll crack a joke at every opportunity that shows up to her. She's very wise . She is very talented at anything and everything. She is an artistic person and loves to talk a lot. She may seem shy at first ... but be aware that she is very talkative if you give her a few days. She has an amazing smile and she is very playful. But be careful... because once mad she is very wise into how to get through situations .
Get yourself a Valeri if you want to make it through this world.
by Someone’s Love November 23, 2021
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Valerie

A person usually called who has a vast proclivity to being an asshole, short hand for a Valerie that is an asshole is Vasshole. They are usually wrong, but due to their inability to recognize their own shortcomings project their insecurities onto others.
- Jesus I had no idea that Valerie was such a Vasshole.
- Oh yeah, she is a gaping Vasshole.
by Reedski December 6, 2021
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Valerie Sanchez

the most gayest person for mommy leah, and straight for joseph quinn. She doesnt know how to spell straight. AND THE BEST FRIEND GROUP IS VAGILLL!!
by Mainiixx February 11, 2023
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Valerie

A very beautiful, nice, funny, talented girl.
Valerie is so cute
by summrsgir November 22, 2021
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Valeri

Valeri is an extremely amazing person. She always puts you first and she cares about her friends so much. She is also extremely loyal. She can be kind of annoying, but she's a good person and very lovable. She has the most amazing personality. She also has a lot of boy problems. It's like how do you get that many boys. I mean we know you're hot, but you don't have to show off. LMAO... Valeri is amazing and they are always there for you. They will literally swear on it. By the way, if you have a feeling that they don't care, they do they just have a weird way of showing it. Also don't get on their bad side, they can be pretty feisty. She also doesn't like my pranks very much, but shes cuter when she's mad so it all works out. Now, I might've lost my Valeri, but keep your Valeri because you're gonna need her .She is my whore. W=wholesome, H=humble, O=Outstanding, R=Retardedly Amazing, E= extremely sexy person. Even though we might have issues, I STILL LOVE YOU. With everything I got. Take it like a champ.
nobody:

literally not one soul

12 year old Logan Paul fans: Valeri is big gay
by Hehehehhehehehehehehehe November 22, 2021
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Valerie

The worst person ever, she is rude.
She casts hexes on people, she is a bad witch.She wishes the worst for everyone on earth.
She wants poeple to fail and suffer.She is a kinf of girl that is in love with the popular boys.
And she throws papers on the ground because she is an idiot.
Girl 1: ehh i'm so hor-hungry
Girl 2: but you always say that
Girl 3: eww Valerie is here, I hate that person
Girl 1: such a witch…
by PepsiColaPP November 21, 2021
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