Tweet Grenade

To send excessive tweets doing more harm then good.

Example of a Tweet Grenade:

@company is giving away a free kitten, retweet for your chance to win! #company

by Kennedy's Garage August 10, 2010

tweeting jesus

to fart. farting. to bust ass. busting ass. to squeeze the cheese. squeezing the cheese. baking an air biscuit.

are you just constantly tweeting jesus? stinky motherfucker.

have you tweeted jesus today? you look kind of backed up.

hold your breath, i just tweeted jesus.

i have to tweet jesus so bad, it's tearing the ass out of me.

by chuckybubbles May 9, 2014

dead tweet

When a person makes a tweet that receives less than normal or no interactions on said tweet (likes, retreats, comments, etc.)

"Hey, stop making dead tweets and post something funny for once."

by Syn Tempo May 3, 2021

Face-Tweet

The act of "tweeting" by using your facebook wall instead of a Twitter account.

If you want to know what she is up to, just look at her wall on Facebook. She is a Face-Tweeter.

by MTS 2010 July 27, 2010

tweet sheet

A pre-planned list of statements, each under 140 characters, to put out via Twitter

Johnny's tweet sheet includes 30 innane examples about how wonderful sliced bread really is.

by jjmo July 20, 2009

Clown tweeting

Clown tweeting is the act of quote tweeting someone and making a nasty dunk on them which leaves them seen as a clown.

A: Did you see that stupid tweet yesterday?

B: Yeah, clown tweeting it gave me 2K likes and 355 retweets.

by IamHanFei January 18, 2021

crack tweet

Rambling incoherent twitter postings which are made usually while under the influence of drugs/alcohol/self-importance. Often posted in rapid fire and contradictory to previous posts. Well known crack tweet-ers are Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila, and Courtney Love.

An example crack tweet from Lindsay Lohan this November (in rapid fire)

"When does “going for a drive” turn into “walking into teddys with @carlosncharge and a girl"

"Too bad I can catch someone in a lie when I heart voyeur"

"Jess s is with kellun hahahahahahaha"

" so much for s not being “public” guess fame is better with premiere kids."

or

"Did you see the crack tweets that Courtney Love posted about losing custody of her daughter?"

by laxqt24 January 14, 2010