Trumpet

noun, person

A Donald Trump supporter, usually loud, obnoxious, often bronze in colour, hard to play with and likely give you a headache if listened to for more than 10 minutes.

Did you here that wankpuffin Jeff try and defend the shit that floods from Donald Trumps mouth?

Yeh the guys fucking trumpet.

by richie mc.rich the rich July 27, 2016

Mud trumpet

When a girl is licking your ass and you fart in her mouth blowing her cheeks fill up with ass air making it look like she is playing your ass trumpet

This girl was licking my ass and I had a huge burrito for lunch and I thought it would be a great opportunity to give her a mud trumpet so I just ripped a fart in her mouth - she looked like a jazz musican playing my mud trumpet

by Jizzy Gillespie May 24, 2009

trumpet

Trumpet's are the strongest part of a musical group. Trumpets can be used in orchestras, bands, jazz bands, and other types of groups. They have a large range of notes and volume which is what makes them awesome. There are two types of trumpet players: the egotistical ones who play loudly and the shy and sweet ones who play softly. Usually trumpet players are known as egotistical and it is rare to find a shy and sweet trumpet player. Trumpets are awesome!

Trumpet player one: I played a high c in middle school.
Trumpet player two: Oh yeah well I played a high c in elementry school. I also played this piece in middle school; its so easy.
Trumpet player one: Dude i played this piece in elementry school...

by Sweetness to the extreme December 9, 2008

trumpet bum

Used to describe someone who farts alot.

Oh, gezzz... you trumpet bum!

by az_oz December 15, 2005

Trumpletweet

(v.) - To defecate, esp. while operating an electronic communications device such as a telephone or tablet computer.

The President often trumpletweets in the middle of the night while thinking over the day's events.

by Dunkelza September 23, 2017

Trumpeter Mom

Trumpeter Mom - A mother (parent) of a small child who praises that child in an unnecessarily public way in a thinly veiled attempt to signal her own virtue as a mother. This is usually done in a loud or “trumpeted” voice especially in close quarters, like an elevator or waiting room.

While I rode the elevator to the top floor of the bank building, I could not help over hear the Trumpeter Mom as she told her five year old son: “Johnny, I am so proud of you for donating all your toys to the orphanage while you were visiting those Tibetan Monks while on your recess. You are far less selfish than your friends who simply play at recess.

by RMSLO November 14, 2019

Trumppet

Trump.pet
(Truhm-pet)
noun

1. Trump puppet.
2. Trump pet.
3. Member of Trumpism
4. A brainwashed cult member of a cult founded and based on hate and fear.
5. A person lacking of empathy and willing to follow Trump blindly.

Ex: "Wow, that guy claims to believe all lives matter, yet he is unbothered that children are being torn away from their parents."
"He is such a Trumppet."

by Femmegirl July 12, 2020