A low level MMA commentator who will sell your parlay if you listen to him. He would pick Germany to win WW2 and the CFA to win the civil war. When he rarely correctly predicts a fight he hits the dance move “the muzz” Also known for his extensive love of Alexander Volkanovski, who he has a strange one way sexual relationship with.

Lucas Tracy has a horrible hairline, I think the stress from his under 50% prediction record is getting to him.

Lucas Tracy by NotWonderboy July 27, 2024

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Dick Tracy

When you rub one out, then touch your face without washing your hands, and end up giving yourself Pink Eye. AKA Private Eye. Risk is elevated with ass play.

I just needed a release, but I ended up Dick Tracy'ing myself and had to go to urgent care.

Dick Tracy by CondoleezzaBryce June 2, 2025

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Dick Tracy

When you rub one out, then touch your face without washing your hands, and end up giving yourself Pink Eye. AKA Private Eye. Risk is obviously elevated with ass play.

I just needed a sexual release, but I ended up Dick Tracy'ing myself and had to go to urgent care.

Dick Tracy by CondoleezzaBryce June 2, 2025

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