Touching Spirit Bear

Beating someone so badly that they become mentally retarded

Guy 1: Did you hear that John is spreading rumors that you fucked him buck wild?
Guy 2: No, but the next time I see him I will touching spirit bear his ass.

by Dirty snatch February 7, 2017

Blind touching

when have sex or rape a blind person

blind touching is really hard they always miss

by eerybluegrasse December 3, 2019

toughington

1. when a situation becomes tough or unnecessarily ridiculous, to the point where it's humorous or amusing;

2. a tough situation usually created by self-clumsiness, though sometimes to no fault of one's own

Me: "I was really needing to pee so I went for a tinkle on the side of the street. As it turns out, there was a cop driving right by me at the time and took me in."

Friend: "Darn, that's toughington."

by Payaso #1 June 19, 2011

toughing

Used by inept internet users who , for some reason, put a letter which is not only incorrect, but also approximatly an inch away from the correct letter in the word instead.

· @DEVIL`S_ADVOCATE · : i would not tough u with a 10 fot pole.

· frozen · : Ahhh...alright, there's a new urban dictionary entry.

by frozen July 19, 2005

torching

Smoking massive amounts of Jamaican kush

-Yo lets get to torching!

- Alright I'm ready to get torched

by Dankballer600 August 18, 2015

monkey touching

(v.) For a third party to activate

Monkey touching in the barracks, outsiders have been shouting "fire at will"

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Tucheling

When a person has done something extraordinary that seemed absolutely impossible before.

Person 1: Thomas Tuchel is tucheling again...
Person 2: Isn't he the G.O.A.T.

by WeAreCFC May 29, 2021