TOOBIN

Masterbating while in an online meeting.

Boring company zoom meeting online, so you excuse yourself to a bathroom break,

kill youe video feed for a quick spank and yank on the next browser tab, when suddenly the cat walks across your keyboard, activating your meeting camera and tab for the world to see! WTF are ya doing!?! I AM TOOBIN!

by TheUnencryptedOne October 21, 2020

Toobin

Toobin is being in the act of masturbation while on a company phone call such as a zoom meeting.

Toobin during a Zoom meeting is pretty normal. Everyone does it!

by Garchomp2020 October 21, 2020

Toobin' off

Verb. The act of masturbating.

I walked in and caught him toobin' off.

by beau grand os October 21, 2020

Tonging

The Male Version of Scissoring.

Friend 1: Me and the boys are gonna do some tonging later.
Friend 2: The fuck is that, the male version of Scissoring?

by BobertJobert March 28, 2021

toygini

Like to suck a lot of dick

I like to toygini

by BDE 2.0 July 10, 2021

Toobinphobia

A fear of forgetting to mute your microphone (or turn off your camera) during a phone or online meeting.

See: Toobin

I used to talk to myself all the time during virtual meetings but now I have toobinphobia.

by Jolasma May 6, 2022

Caught Toobin

The act of forgetting you were Skype fapping before your virtual work meeting, and Zoom automatically turns on your camera catching you sausage-in-hand.

I was home alone and was caught Toobin

by JUMBOpin October 21, 2020