Thai Tong

The hottest man alive, can put any woman (and man) to bed. Loves gay chameleon midgets farting in each others faces while eating dog shit. His balls are as strong as the rocks head (also has blue balls).

Chick 1: have you seen thai tong, he said he would shit on my face tonight.
Chick 2: IKR, he can put any woman to bed like a hot daddy.
Dude 1: And men???
Chick 2: shut up justin suck my dick.
Dude 1: wait WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?
Chick 2:*shows justin her dick*
Dude 1: nice cock nigga

by phoenix is a simp October 18, 2021

Lee tong fu

The chinese name given to Eshan Shafeeq, aka diehardofdeath. Hes the strongest man alive, both physically and mentally. Dont be ashmed if youre not upto his level.

Churchill: Damn that guy is lifting 600kg with one picky.
Kevin: He's Lee tong fu! ofcourse he can lift 600kg.

by diehardofdeath September 20, 2021

jing tong

jingtong

person a: jing tong
person b: jing tong

by aggagagagagagagagagga November 23, 2021

nan tong

The chinese word for faggotry or faggot according to the tiktok queer idol @molly_chineseteacher who is an iconic skinny chinese legend.
It can be used in a post-ironic, endearing way, the same way we nan tongs eventually make every word…

sis, take your PrEP pill so you can safely participate in your nan tong.

yasss queen, me and the nan tongs are gonna listen to ariana and douche out our bad energy!

by Aidan and Jamie June 15, 2023

Ling Ching bong won’t livky tong

Someone who is being a fucking pussy and doesn’t do what they say they will

“Preston is being a ling Ching bong won’t livky tong”

by WifeBeater72 April 2, 2023

Amos Tong

A guy has 2 girl friends(U wish). Prefect of La Salle College 1C.

Hi Amos Tong wsp. Wheres (xxxxxx)(Its a name, find it out yourself.)

by AnImposter October 29, 2023

Tonged

A swift sharp headbutt to deal with a recalcitrant co-worker

He grabbed him by the collar and tonged him

by Gnomes 1602 November 4, 2023