Dennis Township

A town with most of its population being inbred rednecks with nothing to do there besides explore the woods or go to the recreation center.

Jim: hey John want to move to Dennis township?
John: fuck no it’s horrible there.

by FAT TURRET FROM PORTAL 2 December 14, 2023

Rockaway Township

It is the death threat capitol of the world. It has been said that middle schools in the area have supposed "gangsters" who rock the 973 area code. The local rap scene has OG songs like "Straight outta Copeland" and "Nibblers 4 life" AWA, better known as Assholes With Attitudes releases weekly hits recorded at the group's main rapper's mom house, aka behind the AMC. Depending on where you are in this area, It can be defined by 2 main sectors, the gays, and the fake gangs. The gays have their rap called Lil Artistic X, they also rock the iconic green dyed hair and usually wear some sort of rainbow color as identification of their rap affiliation. The mall in the area doesn't usually have many people with rap affiliation, but you will find a dominant species in this mall area, soccer moms. Overall, Rockaway Townships residents, are either too rich to care, pretend the assholes don't exist, keep it real, or become fake rappers or gangsters. But mostly just shitty divided community or a group of actually decent people.

I went to Rockaway Township, that shit changed me.

by LilLeaky May 13, 2024

Ocean Township Action

Ocean Township Action is a populist-localist protest group aiming to put an end to rampant overdevelopment and elitism, established by Jonah Blumenfeld, a teenager and lifelong resident of Ocean Township, Monmouth County, NJ.

I’m joining Ocean Township Action to protest BlackRock funding the issues in our town.

by OceanTownshipAction February 3, 2026

Bartholomew township Brussels sprout

The act of molding diarrhea with semen to make a ball, followed by cooking it and eating it.

Friend one: it’s time! Are you ready for a bartholomew township Brussels sprout?
Friend two: yes sir! Semen coming right up!

by Lebronludortsex July 28, 2025

Upper Macungie Township

Upper Macungie Township is a township in Lehigh County, Pennsylvania, in the United States. It is a suburb of Allentown, Pennsylvania, in the Lehigh Valley region of the state. The population of Upper Macungie Township was 13,895 at the 2000 census.

John must be a really respectable person. He lives in Upper Macungie Township.

by FFEMT56 February 25, 2011

Long Hill Township, New Jersey

A small and very unnoticed town in north central new jersey that is full of pathetic jersey shore wannabes that love nothing more than to get stoned in the woods behind peoples houses while avoiding the the long hill police force that has nothing better to do than harass teenagers, pull people over, and just be general dumbasses. People in long hill also think they're ghetto, and they throw their "gang" sign constantly without realizing that if they do that in front of the wrong people, they will get their asses beaten to a pulp. All of this causes neighboring towns to laugh and make fun of long hill kids, while calling their town names like Bong Hill.

"yo dude lets go to long hill township, new jersey!"

"no way man, theres nothing to do in that town and all the kids there are complete douchbag tools. lets go to a place where we can actually have fun, like summit or madison"

"good idea! then we won't have to worry about being harassed by their bullshit police department!"

by urbandictionarier69 December 15, 2013

Condo in Harrison Township

A trailer in south warren

Peewee lives in a condo in Harrison Township.

by Steve Hilton May 29, 2025