Person One: Look at the large toilet sitter on that bitch.
If the 'toilet sitter' of the person is some hot babe, then, "Awww, yeah, she could sit on me any day of the week."
If the 'toilet sitter' is from a larger heavyset woman, then, "(SPIT TAKE) HOLY SHIT, WHAT? (VOMIT.)
(Not just for females, but males as well.)
If the 'toilet sitter' of the person is some hot babe, then, "Awww, yeah, she could sit on me any day of the week."
If the 'toilet sitter' is from a larger heavyset woman, then, "(SPIT TAKE) HOLY SHIT, WHAT? (VOMIT.)
(Not just for females, but males as well.)
by zinnate November 12, 2011
Only possible by a male, 'toiler snooker' is the occurence while defecating of hitting ones testicles with a stool which is curling around past the gooch; similar in action to that of a snooker cue on a ball.
by Gaff December 17, 2006
A very rare product that can only be found with in 1-5 minutes of a store opening it is often guarded by the savage kanen
by Suck my lemons March 16, 2020
by maxjar10 August 11, 2006
A material most often used to wipe one's anus clean of fecal matter, generally after one uses a restroom. Can be used for other purposes as well, almost all of which involve a liquid mess that needs to be removed through absorption. A common misconception is that toilet paper is sold on cardboard rolls. The material most people are thinking of in this case is in fact just smaller paper towels. Despite having identical functions to toilet paper, there is a clear distinction: Small paper towels are sold on rolls, toilet paper is sold in four volumes, each with the appearance of a regular book. And on each page of toilet paper can be found many words that were written by Stephanie Meyer.
The words are ignored by most and toilet paper is used for its intended purpose. Some have attempted to read them, though doing so is strongly advised against; no contributions to literature in any form are present. A group of the people who have read the words have developed an obsession with not only reading toilet paper, but with it's empty shells which they believe are characters. They can be witnessed arguing over which of these would make a more desirable boyfriend in real life, and for the other empty shells featured in toilet paper.
The people who do this are best dealt with through tolerance. They probably won't go away for a while. Just keep using it to wipe your ass, because it's much better for that than for reading.
The words are ignored by most and toilet paper is used for its intended purpose. Some have attempted to read them, though doing so is strongly advised against; no contributions to literature in any form are present. A group of the people who have read the words have developed an obsession with not only reading toilet paper, but with it's empty shells which they believe are characters. They can be witnessed arguing over which of these would make a more desirable boyfriend in real life, and for the other empty shells featured in toilet paper.
The people who do this are best dealt with through tolerance. They probably won't go away for a while. Just keep using it to wipe your ass, because it's much better for that than for reading.
Jimmy: Mom, can you hand me some toilet paper through the door? We ran out.
Mom: Sure Jimmy, will New Moon work?
Jimmy: I don't think that's enough, I'm probably gonna use up a whole Breaking Dawn after that crap.
Mom: Sure Jimmy, will New Moon work?
Jimmy: I don't think that's enough, I'm probably gonna use up a whole Breaking Dawn after that crap.
by 20505person March 25, 2013
Tom: Yo, dude I just went to take a dump, but all that came out were farts and squeaks..
Steve: Ah, you were making the toilet music, dude.
Steve: Ah, you were making the toilet music, dude.
by Christophe Graham July 23, 2006
Any item or article that clogs up a toilet, ie: excessive amounts of toilet paper or a big, fat honkin' turd.
Hey man, your toilet's overflowing all over the bathroom floor — I dropped a major toilet choker and your sissy bowl couldn't handle it.
by mangus May 25, 2004