tootsie wank

when a lady gives pleasure to a mans penis using the balls of her feet and toes.

o hunni now you've stripped for me stand still and let me give you a tootsie wank

OR

i've lost both my arms but i can still satisfy you by giving you a tootsie wank...with my toes and bottoms of my feet but pls don't cum in my lil toes as nail varnish remover doesn't remove spink

by beef lover April 30, 2006

Torts

A legal doctrine which holds that money rights all wrongs.

"I just read about a torts case where some dude got his hand cut off in a factory and got $800,000 for it."

by Are Jonnson December 1, 2006

tolts

Female physical assets

That girl has been flaunting her tolts all night.

by K August 16, 2004

toats

shortened form of the word "totally"

That party was toats awesome!

by Dan Brandt August 25, 2005

Flop your tots

The act of flashing ones bare breasts.

You should flop your tots onto the office window.

by Hinkledorf May 16, 2017

tufts syndrome

When an overly qualified applicant gets denied from a college

Smartypants Jane applied to Tulane as her safety school, but she got denied because they have Tufts Syndrome.

by Vanillachai April 8, 2014

Tootsie

A 1980's comedy starring Dustin Hoffman. Quite possibly the funniest and most wonderful comedy of all time.

Yeah...The Graduate was good, but give me Tootsie any day!

by butterboy October 19, 2005