Elk Point

Little city in South Dakota with cops that get you in trouble for everything. The people who live there are kind of sketchy and party real hard.

Elk Point is the place you get caught for everything.

by lindak December 16, 2011

points fingers

The act of using one's fingers to refer to another person's mother after said person says something that can be turned into a "your mom" joke. Often used in mixed company and/or in public where one doesn't want to offend anyone within earshot.

1)
Person 1: "This is an awesome fish taco!"
Person 2: <points fingers>

2)
Person 1: Can you give me a ride?
Person 2: I gave <points fingers> a ride!

by thechowda December 27, 2009

muffin point

The point you reach when you are so tired that everything is funny. Being drunk on lack of sleep.

I broke into a hysterical fit of laughter after hearing the word 'alliteration', because I was at muffin point.

by holychia May 23, 2006

Toking Points

1. Talking points used for the purpose of furthering the argument to make cannabis legal.

2. Intelligent, insightful, or provocative thoughts someone decides to express while stoned.

(Inspired by the cannabis activist brand of the same name)

1. Billy's toking points were enough to make the D.A.R.E. officer drop his head, slump out of the classroom, and question his whole career.

2. Last night while baking, we were dropping toking points so heavy we had to pull out the video camera. After sober review, we discovered one of our "revolutionary ideas" was to fix Africa by giving everyone cheesecake.

by T. Panda February 9, 2013

Salt Point

Little redneck town in the middle of no where in New York. Everyone knows everyone. If you need to go somewhere there is the Salt Point Deli and everything else is a half an hour way. Thats pretty much all there is to say.

Salt Point, where rednecks try to act gansta and it doesn't work to well...

by Someone in SP obvi December 31, 2011

Face Points

Points that one receives when he or she shows up at a place and gets noticed.

Pertains particularly to people come back to an area where they used to live/be/roam. Such as a college student coming back to the area were they went to high school

Dude I got mad face points at the gym today.

Lets go to the dinner there might be some high school chicks there, we could get some face points.

I went to Dunkin Donuts and nobody was there, major face point disappointment.

by Bjamss2011 June 11, 2011

Rebel Point

A point scored when one does a rebellious act.

Such as: Stealing yard ornaments such as flamingos. Littering. Lighting a fat joint. Hopping the fence of a private pool.

Any act involving the police earns the person 3 Rebel Points.

In order to use Rebel Points with friends and co-workers,

one must devise a Rebel Point System. The most sound system would be to achieve 3 Rebel Points per week, and 10 per vacation week. The Rebel Point system is not a competition, it is used to have fun and find spiritual and psychological fulfillment in everyday things.

Joey: "Dude......Kianna i just toked a fat bong long on top of my churches roof!"

Kianna: "You definitely get three Rebel Points for that!"

Joey: "Yea I'm set for this week"

by monkenround April 18, 2010