sean

sean is an amaaazing brown eyed guy from michigan. he will meet you on a cruise, make you fall in love with him, and then never speak to you again.

amelia: dudeee how was your trip?

emily: good i met this guy, but i keep texting him and he wont reply.

amelia: he totally seaned you.

by newfoundlandddddd August 28, 2010

Sean

N.--A complete and total douche bag who is completely unaware of the fact that everyone hates him because he is too busy with his POS car to pay attention to anything else. May also be a bear.

V.--The act of sexually molesting a car. More specifically, a nasty car.

Adj.--Commonly used to describe any person who acts like they're the greatest thing since sliced bread, which they are not, or may also be used to describe someone who has an obsession with a pile of junk. Also can describe someone who leads a homosexual lifestyle.

1) Ewwww! Stay away from that guy, he's such a Sean. I mean, all he cares about is that POS car.

2)Check out that guy! He's Seaning! Poor car...

3)Look at that Seany guy with the rainbow t-shirt on!

by Kay Cee. April 10, 2009

sean

to make bad joke to get people to laugh

Sean: long pencil
5 seconds pass
everyone else: hahahahahahahahaha!

by Prenderghastly Anonymous March 18, 2019

sean

thee greatest freaking man alive, overly obsessive with 'raiders' and loves to do yardwork!..what a great husband..

Sean thinks he cool and tourtues his cousin and her "raider" friend

Sean:Hey
Me:What
Sean:Give barbie back her clothes
^??

by Legs July 16, 2008

sean

ugly fat boy

guy1: do you know sean?
guy2: yeah the FAT guy

by BNRuhh69 May 8, 2020

sean

dickhead

He is such a sean

by SEANSUCK May 2, 2018

Sean

To throw up and then lie about it.

A: Did you just throw up?
B: No way man, I just had to go make a phone call.
A: Dude, you just seaned!
B: No, no I didn't.

by Anclark November 4, 2008