5 year old says “my mom went to sleep one night, and she never got up. They later took her out of the house because it smelled. They said it was because of death.”
by Shortbread Gobbler October 7, 2019
Get the Death mug.Without death, taxes/bills/paychecks, other people's lives/business/celebrities, or sports/music, there are people who wouldn't have anything to say or talk about (or not much besides money if they did). They'd mostly be full of comebacks and either say the same insult back you just said to them, or sometimes out of desperation, they'd call somebody a name before anybody else would have enough time to.
The girl wouldn't have much to say without death, taxes, celebrities, sports, or music (a little bit of science or spirituality every now and then she might talk about).
by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019
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Get the Death mug.Death is an asshole who decides to ruin the fun. It is also the annoying person who decided it was a good idea to tell everyone there was a party at George's house.
by Personwhoisamazing December 21, 2017
Get the Death mug.Something that I want and you want to happen. Trust me, when it happens its gonna be super helpful. When death happens, you don't need to give a fuck or shit about anything.
by Someone lame and bored. November 20, 2018
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Get the Death mug."I would rather obtain the sweet release of death than talk to my crush, and believe me, I really HECCIN want to."
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