nipple titties

When your nipples are so large they engulf the breasts they lay upon.

Damn. That bitch got nipple titties for sure. I feel like pizza.

by Doodred September 17, 2016

Blank titties

Referring to a pair of breast in the mind of one who is not trying to watch pornography (masterbating while imagining a pair of Breast instead of watching porn). Use this term "Blank Titties" in a emergency post nut clarity situation in which an important decision must be made within a matter of minutes while a young simpletons mind is fogged with horniness.

Damn bro, Alex's girlfriend texted me in the middle of class that she wanted to hang yesterday, I had to dip into the bathroom and bust a fatty before I texted her back, and the wifi blocks all porn bro. I had jack to some "Blank Titties". Thank god too I almost said yes.

by Black jésus November 25, 2019

Pitty Titties

When yo girl has boob sweat and they smell like body odor from your armpits...Pitty Titty

Damn bro, I was hooking up with Michaela and started sucking her titties before I had to stop because she had Pitty Titties...she got pissed I couldn't continue as I told her to take a shower.

by uncle druuuu September 1, 2020

your grandmother’s titties

A sarcastic way to avoid a conversation that you don’t want to have

Person 1: Hey, what’d you get on the test?
Person 2: Your grandmother’s titties
Person 1: Damn..

by Silograndma December 9, 2017

man titties

A man with abnormally large breasts.

Dude, that guy has huge man titties.

by Ryan M. June 12, 2003

Salt Water Titties

Saline Breast Implants.

You just have to Love the Age, We Live in. One Minute, your Lady has a Chest, that looks like Sunny Side Eggs, hanging on Nail.. A couple hours Later, she comes out of the Dr's Office, with the Most Perfect Set of Salt Water Titties, Money Can Buy and becomes a Perfect 10!!!!! (Insert Star Spangled Banner Here)...:-)

by Ghost1319 January 13, 2015

Shit Ass Titties

The perfect combination of swear words. Not to bad. But bad enough. Flows off the tongue.

Can be used to exclaim any type of strong emotion.

"Shit Ass Titties it's freezing outside!"

"Shit Ass Titties, I'm so excited about our trip tomorrow!"

"Shit Ass Titties he's about to kick that rednecks ass"

"Shit Ass Titties I locked my keys in the car"

or just

"SHIT ASS TITTIES!"

by BMWGGANTMSFU February 9, 2010