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Timber

Short for Declan Eastley. This means you have the iq of a piece of timber, extremely horny, has the biceps the size of coconuts and a cock as big as an elephants trunk.
How are you today Timber?”
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Timber

The moment after ejaculation in which a male penis goes flaccid in a matter of seconds
"Timber", the man yelled after dropping a pound of semen in a three way.
by SgtSaudiArabia August 6, 2018
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Timber wolf

The act of suddenly changing lanes for no reason, generally done to mess with the stoners, drunks, or oblivious people who are packed into the back of your car.
You: What's that in the road up there?
Stoners in the backseat: TIMBER WOLF!
*you abrubtly change lanes*
by Keturah November 20, 2009
mugGet the Timber wolfmug.

Timber Lips

The person at the drinking event who comes around with the handle of liquor offering free sips. They are usually hammered already and everyone at the function has been drinking out of this handle.
Hey did you see Amanda walking around with the handle of fireball? She’s handing that thing out to everyone. Yeup good ole timber lips is at it again.
by Timber lips November 4, 2023
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Cross Timbers middle

Everyone there is fake as fuck they think they’re cool but most of them are vaping kids the teachers are nice and stuff but most people there are hoes
Your so fake you must go to Cross Timbers Middle
by Hehehehhehdhehhd September 10, 2021
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Triple me timbers

A woman with all 3 holes filled with 3 different guy's dicks.
by Deadpool2203 July 23, 2021
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