When someone shits inside of a cloth or towel and puts it on their head/somebody else’s head like a turban
by Lulz Pack a punch December 30, 2020

by E-RIC June 4, 2018

Having its name derived from the combination between "turban" (the fashion accessory that Moslem scholars commonly wear whilst preaching / giving speeches) and "dictionary", the Turban Dictionary is a glossary that contains terms specific to Islam, including religious practices and concepts such as salah, du'a, and adhan.
To better understand Islamic rituals, I referred to the Turban Dictionary for explanations of key terms and practices.
by Emotional Cruiser July 15, 2025

A moving-air-powered electricity-generating device dat uses wrapped-cloth headgear for catching da breeze.
If you fed a lot of Arab sheiks baked beans and cabbage, perhaps they would produce enough flammable-methane farts dat you could make a "wind turban" device to burn said voluminous anal-fuel for powering an electrical generating station.
by QuacksO December 7, 2020
