Splat

A Crip gang-member.. used similarly to how bloods call each other slimes
Take that red off them mfin splats just walked in the door
by GeeUp256 July 18, 2024
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Big-Budget Splat

A big-budget Hollywood movie that has lots of special effects and did well at the box office, but got a bad Rotten Tomatoes score.

Examples:

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Suicide Squad
Transformers: Age of Extinction
The only things in theaters right now are Big-Budget Splats.
by whiteboyz36 November 14, 2017
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splat

The exaggerated word (onomatopoeia) of something soft hitting the ground.
My peach splat on the ground after dropping it. It looks too mushed too eat now.
by battleontwitch June 21, 2022
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splat pack

a pornographic picture encased in a plastic bag that is can be plastered to the wall, and used in a jail or prison shower to fap off to; some fap packs or the materials used to construct one may have some trade value.
Mojo screws confiscated my favorite splat pack. Bro, I be trade you a splat pack for a loosey.
by dbez October 9, 2011
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Splat

Reference to the sound of a woman's genitals being smacked with a spatula with the resulting sound being a noun to describe a vagina
Dave asked for Kim to send him a picture of her splat

Jane had a fine looking splat
by Mustgav July 26, 2025
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Wet Splats

Wet Splats usually occur after a long weekend of junk food indulgence with the majority of occurrences happening between 1:00- 2:00 am on a Monday morning.

People who experience Wet Splats will awake to sharp, intense stomach pain that will send them running to the bathroom grabbing and clenching their arse. Once your cheeks hit the cold toilet seat, you won’t need to push hard to feel the Wet Splats exit. All of the fatty food and spicy nachos you ate will come out in a brown watery form and splash all over the parts of the toilet that don’t have water. On the rarest of instances, you anus will burn for the rest of the morning from the rapid discharge caused by your Wet Splats.

Once you’re all cleaned up, you might need to scrub the insides of the toilet.
Wow, those Wet Splats were intense. I might not be able to fall asleep again after that.
by Father Jerry September 15, 2020
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Splat Rat

The act of giving a guy a blowjob, holding the cum in your mouth, and then using it to get a girl pregnant while eating her out.
I gave her a splat rat and now her boyfriend thinks it’s his.
by Diesel Truck March 19, 2025
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