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Rocket Can

It's POWERTHIRST!!! It comes in AWESOME flavors like MANANA, FIZZBITCH, and GUN!!!! It also comes in WOMEN!!! With PREPOSTEROUS amounts of testosterone! PREPOSTERONE!!!

If you drink it you'll feel like a fighter jet made out of biceps!

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Powerthirst is like crystal meth in a can!
Powerthirst is crystal meth in a can!
Powerthirst is crystal meth!

BUT IT COMES IN A ROCKET CAN!!!
by The Lawn February 6, 2008
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lung rocket

Guy 1: "How's that lung rocket bro?"

Guy 2: "Lung what?"
by Izzy1979 August 23, 2006
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Yellow Rocket

The act of swimming through a community pool while furiously urinating.
the older fellow pulled a yellow rocket right in front of his kids!
by maharahaha December 4, 2011
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rocket tampon

1.) Some brands of tampons package their tampons individually in 'twist-off' plastic packaging. The 'twist off' perforation is usually in between of the string end and the 'head' of the tampon.

A rocket tampon is one of these tampons with the plastic packaging removed off the string while the 'head' end is still wrapped in packaging. When soaked in water, the head remains in its original dehydrated form due to the plastic but the bottom expands out in a conical pattern, similar to the fins on the rocket. These tampons adopt the appearance of a rocket and is therefore dubbed a rocket tampon.

2.) An insult which is somewhat humorous.
Person 1: Damn it! I dropped my tampon in the toilet while unwrapping it!

Person 2: Did it turn into a rocket tampon?
by BlackAlbinoe September 16, 2013
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Shart rocket

A small cork-like turd that is expelled from one’s ass (much like popping the cork off of a Champaign bottle) during the act of farting.
Sitting on the toilet
Jorge: “phoph pfffffffhhtt.”

Jorge: “wtf that little shit just shot out of me like a mento from a fizzy cola.”
Jorge: “ sweet mother teresa that there is what I call a Shart rocket.”
by DumpTrucksRfcknAwesome July 18, 2019
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Sauce rocket

Another word for a beer, sauced meaning drunk, and rocket for shape of a beer bottle.
Just having a couple sauce rockets with the boys.
by james5118 December 6, 2009
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bloody rocket

when your havein sex with a girl on her period and when you come you pull out and fling the condom off...leaving a airborn trail of blood and semen...like a rocket
"you should have seen the magnificent bloody rocket i did this weekend"
by nick abarca September 10, 2007
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