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The Crouch Pouch

1. A name for metaphorical storage place.
2. Nicholas Crouch's ballsack.
ex: Q: "whered you put your pencil?"
R: "in my Crouch Pouch."

ex: "I touched The Crouch Pouch"
by nich43 October 18, 2010
mugGet the The Crouch Pouchmug.

Man Pouch

When a father carries an infant in the front of his pants because his arms are sore. Like a kangaroo.
holy fecal material! Why is their a baby in your man pouch?
by Katharsis April 18, 2009
mugGet the Man Pouchmug.

Puddin' Pouch

The tender very sensitive streach of skin between your ass hole and ball and/or balls. Also known as a gooch.
I heard that jerry shaved his puddin' pouch and cut himself. He died three months later, pukin puddin everywhere.
by Standford February 26, 2007
mugGet the Puddin' Pouchmug.

Tobacco Pouch

A form of snuff for all the fucking pussies out there. It's like taking a tiny ass dip and putting it in a bag. They are great to chew in school if you don't wanna get caught, but it's better to be a real man and pack yourself a big ole' dip of cope or skoal than to be the ultimate pussy.
Person 1: "Hey Rian, do you got a Tobacco Pouch?"
Person 2: "No! I'm not a fucking pussy!"
by 420 Smoot It Faggot April 17, 2014
mugGet the Tobacco Pouchmug.

Puss Pouch

When a woman is so fat, that she has a roll where her crouch is. Looks literally like a pouch down in the crouch region.
The lady was so fat, she couldn't wear jeans because of her puss pouch.
by Bad Ass in The House January 18, 2009
mugGet the Puss Pouchmug.

nugget pouch

Looked like she was smugglin chubacca in her nugget pouch.
by POOPmanTURD March 24, 2010
mugGet the nugget pouchmug.

meat pouch

I sank my dick so far into her meat pouch I could feel the entrance to her uterus on the tip
by Packet Sniffer April 7, 2015
mugGet the meat pouchmug.

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