Wyatt's Couch

When someone gives your friend a hand job on your couch next to you and your girl.

"Damn bro I was with grace last night and Ayana fucking gave dalton a hand job on my couch!"

"Damn bro, that's Wyatt's couch now."

by Freezen03 March 20, 2018

couch munch

Someone who accepts living on a couch

Bella: Jack is a couch munch!
Jack: I love couches!

by Couchmuncher December 26, 2017

couch cow

A person who comes to your house just to watch tv. She or he will hide the remote to where you can't find it. Theay will also eat all of your food.

My cousion Patience is a couch cow

by Mime-X_x August 13, 2007

jumping the couch

A celebrity committing career suicide on live television. Also see jump the shark.

Tom Cruise jumping the couch on Oprah.

by zygnus March 5, 2009

couch block

When one sits at the end of couch so you can't lay down and fully extend your legs, just as your about to extend your legs and lie down. (Inspired by "cock block")

I was just about to lay down on the couch and my wife totally couch blocked me!!!

by ricksie July 29, 2012

couch dragon

A mean bitch that just sits on the couch all day smoking. And bitching about something she makes no effort in changing

Man that new girlfriend is. A dam couch dragon she's getting expensive.

by Mr sauve October 5, 2016

Couch Strat

A term for when you get black out drunk at a party then sit on a couch and get fully naked, hoping a girl comes by and starts strokin yo shit.

Cameron: Max you get no bitches! Are you gonna try the couch strat tonight?
Max: Hell yes! I'm bouta get sexually assaulted and like it!

by 7 Bryan road January 24, 2023